[`pablo crews]

Allrighty then...

Who in your years of racing/sailing with/against is the biggest of the big? The one who can consume the most coach seats by themselves while only paying for 1?
Who blocks out the sun when they pass by? Who have their very own zip code?


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[Ball&chain plate]

DC is no slimjim

[Hippie]

I raced up at north point sailing beach a few years back on a Prindle 19 with a bad ass a-kite. It is just south of winthrop harbour, on the illinois wisconsin border. There was this woman there who would singlehand a Nacra, not sure which type but it had a kite and double trap. She would single hand the boat in 25kts of breeze. She weighed close to 400 lbs. One day it was blowing 30 with gusts to 40, so my buddy and i went out with her, we hit 26 kts. Never could have done that with just two of us.

[Great Red Shark]

Once had "Sal" the old WYC bartender aboard for a Friday night race - on a borrowed J - I don't think the Shark's deck could've handled it.

Definately know where HE was at all times. Seriously fast to windward, though you didn't want to tack too much - not nimble, that guy.

[yowie]

HAd a big boy forward hand roll into my Sharpie as we were coming up from a capsize and just crush the centreboard support with his gut. It was a 3 layer silver ash epoxy glassed beam running a single curve chine to chine, been there about umpteen years.
He was great on the wire and I never asked numbers...

[desertdingo]

lard is not small ;)

[B.J. Porter]

rockstarsnot, on Sep 12 2005, 10:40 AM, said:

`pablo crews, on Sep 9 2005, 08:07 AM, said:

Allrighty then...

Who in your years of racing/sailing with/against is the biggest of the big? The one who can consume the most coach seats by themselves while only paying for 1?
Who blocks out the sun when they pass by? Who have their very own zip code?


http://pegasusracing.com/images/pacific_cup_2002/Small-I-usually-take-the-pi.jpg

This has to be one of the best. Maybe this is why he is selling his boat!! With him to leward and aft the bow must be out of the water to the keel!

Yeah, you're right.
http://www.louisagould.com/yachting2005/Buzzards%20Bay/images/buzzards115.jpg

[capt. kiss]

I won't hire a crew member under 250 LBs. They are stronger then hell, know good food, make awsome drinking parners, and are known to float really well. They also have your back in any "misunderstandings". As Frank Zappa said "Here is to all the beautifull people out there, there are more of us ugly Mother F**kers out there so you better watch out!"

[blubberboy]

Hip hip hooray!! Long live the salad dodgers!!

[B.J. Porter]

mach schnell, on Sep 12 2005, 04:23 PM, said:

rockstarsnot, on Sep 12 2005, 06:40 AM, said:

`pablo crews, on Sep 9 2005, 08:07 AM, said:

Allrighty then...

Who in your years of racing/sailing with/against is the biggest of the big? The one who can consume the most coach seats by themselves while only paying for 1?
Who blocks out the sun when they pass by? Who have their very own zip code?


http://pegasusracing.com/images/pacific_cup_2002/Small-I-usually-take-the-pi.jpg

This has to be one of the best. Maybe this is why he is selling his boat!! With him to leward and aft the bow must be out of the water to the keel!

That is fucking precious!! What are the sailing gloves for on a leather wheel!! What a riot.

Another bitter little fucktard heard from...addressed it elsewhere asshole.

Any pictures of your whining little anonymous pussy ass on a boat somewhere?

Or are you too busy working up another hissy fit getting ready to call cheater on someone else for kicking your ass?

Funny, I seem to remember bitchslapping you and Rockstarsnot in the same thread over some bullshit accusations you made about a guy I know that whipped you. Is this the best you pantywaists can do to get back for the face down?

You two pricks are pretty clearly from the same part of town, one which experience has shown to be best avoided anyway.

Try sailing better instead of screaming "cheater" at the boats in front of you next time, it will be better for your game and your peace of mind in the long run.

[skins]

Nice work gentlemen....

[deke_morrison]

Is there a competitive 'heavyweight' j24 crew?

880lbs of crew weight total. I'm 6'9" and weight around 250. This leaves either 210each for a 4 person crew, or 158 each with a 5 person crew. A 4 person crew works on a 22, why not a 24?

[B.J. Porter]

mach schnell, on Sep 12 2005, 05:21 PM, said:

B.J. Porter, on Sep 12 2005, 12:30 PM, said:

mach schnell, on Sep 12 2005, 04:23 PM, said:

rockstarsnot, on Sep 12 2005, 06:40 AM, said:

`pablo crews, on Sep 9 2005, 08:07 AM, said:

Allrighty then...

Who in your years of racing/sailing with/against is the biggest of the big? The one who can consume the most coach seats by themselves while only paying for 1?
Who blocks out the sun when they pass by? Who have their very own zip code?


http://pegasusracing.com/images/pacific_cup_2002/Small-I-usually-take-the-pi.jpg

This has to be one of the best. Maybe this is why he is selling his boat!! With him to leward and aft the bow must be out of the water to the keel!

That is fucking precious!! What are the sailing gloves for on a leather wheel!! What a riot.

Another bitter little fucktard heard from...addressed it elsewhere asshole.

Any pictures of your whining little anonymous pussy ass on a boat somewhere?

Or are you too busy working up another hissy fit getting ready to call cheater on someone else for kicking your ass?

Funny, I seem to remember bitchslapping you and Rockstarsnot in the same thread over some bullshit accusations you made about a guy I know that whipped you. Is this the best you pantywaists can do to get back for the face down?

You two pricks are pretty clearly from the same part of town, one which experience has shown to be best avoided anyway.

Try sailing better instead of screaming "cheater" at the boats in front of you next time, it will be better for your game and your peace of mind in the long run.

Bitter because your wife's making you sell the boat? Sounds like it to me. We all knew she was the money behind your program, because you're obviously not smart enough to have made it yourself. Talk about sailing better? You should take your own advice. You're one of those guys that thinks they can win by throwing gobs of money at your boat. You're living proof that isn't always the case. Maybe if you didn't throw all that money at the boat, your wife would still LET you have it. Maybe your wife will LET YOU buy a Finn or some other dinghy that will support your fat ass and you can start with the basics.
Lose the gloves and sail from the windward side in a breeze.
Oh I forgot, your sensitive hands....been counting your wifes money all your life!!

Hey fuckface - selling the boat was MY idea, not hers. I brought it up to her. You have no idea about which you speak, and no idea what my plans for the future are.

You are such an ignorant fuck it blinds me.

Tell me Mr. Schnell - when you approach a windward mark on Starboard tack, you you just stick your thumb up your ass, close your eyes, and pray you won't hit it? Or do you actually go take a look at it? Again, your ignorance and assumptions show, since I drive from windward about 98% of the time. But go ahead and make up whatever bullshit you want, it's what you snivelling little wankers that take cheap shots from the anonymous shadows do best.

Take another look at the boat, pinhead - do you think I've ripped the palms out of a couple of pair of gloves masturbating furiously like you? Or is it because I can reach the main sheet and traveler from the helm - and the boat is big enough to take off a lot of skin if you let it?

I'm one of those guys that says "eliminate boat prep as a factor" so that your crew skill will show for better or worse. Unlike you, I have the stones to acknowledge it when I sail poorly, or when someone else sails better.

You're one apparently one of those guys that say "I lost, so the guy that won must have cheated". I guess you don't believe in boat prep either? It's just easier and cheaper to not win and accuse the winners of cheating instead?

As far as winniing or not - I'm not a braggart about what I wind and don't, but I have been satisfied with the results from the last four years.

You want to take a shot at me - try to do better than "You're fat" or something you've pulled out of your ass, OK?

Jackass...

[Crank Boy]

this is hot

[Antony]

BJ,

Chill out. Take a deep breath. The guy is just winding you up.

I get calls from people (I say people, becuase no one would believe that I actually have any friends) on certain days asking if, based on my posting at various sailing sites, I'm having a bad day at work. I can only ask you the same thing...bad day BJ?

Got to admit it is still an entertaining thread.

[B.J. Porter]

Antony, on Sep 12 2005, 06:27 PM, said:

BJ,

Chill out.  Take a deep breath.  The guy is just winding you up.

I get calls from people (I say people, becuase no one would believe that I actually have any friends) on certain days asking if, based on my posting at various sailing sites, I'm having a bad day at work.  I can only ask you the same thing...bad day BJ?

Got to admit it is still an entertaining thread.

My day is fine....

I'm surprised at the unprovoked cheap shots from these two, and Mach Schnell in particular. Our "degrees of seperation" are not as far as he might think, I am guessing.

That's the only thing that keeps me from thinking he's some frustrated Opti Green Fleet kid on his parents computer...very juvenile behavior from someone I believe to be a adult; at least physically anyway..

Bullshit cheap shots are just that, but every now and then it is cathartic to unload on some jackass.

BTW - I've been waiting for Teaky to post my picture in this thread. You can bullshit around with someone like that just fine and I am not sensitive to friendly ball breaking. But Nicht Schnell and his pal RockStarWannabe's attacks and posts are mean spiritied and unfriendly, not said in good fun like the you're fat/you're bald running jousts with the Teakster.

'Courese, Teaky's a class act, and these two seem to spend their posts being bitchy and whining about other people.

[Phil]

Teaky a class act?

[B.J. Porter]

Phil, on Sep 12 2005, 07:46 PM, said:

Teaky a class act?

Well...relatively speaking.

I mean, if he can carry off a man-bag and not look like a total poofter, right?

But then, that really hasn't been confirmed, has it.

[Rail Meat]

No one can carry a man bag without looking like a total poofter. Even Teaky.

[B.J. Porter]

Rail Meat, on Sep 12 2005, 07:56 PM, said:

No one can carry a man bag without looking like a total poofter. Even Teaky.

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt...

[Crank Boy]

Solo, on Sep 13 2005, 02:14 AM, said:

can we get back to talking about phat people and not skinny poofters with red purses?
s.

thank you

[capt. kiss]

Fuck with one fat man and you fuck with us all! Bring it on slim!

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