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  1. jack_sparrow

    Brexit WTF, WTF

    Liz doesn't just stop at screwing local cheesemakers...she is out to screw everyone. Labour urges UK trade secretary to end delays over Kenya and Ghana rollover deals That nearly 3 months ago to this today. £100,000 of tariffs slapped on Fairtrade bananas from Africa threatening farmers with ruin Exclusive: Liz Truss under pressure to explain why punishing levies being charged - despite announcement that UK-Ghana deal was struck. Wonder how many more she has bullshited about.
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    Bye bye cheese.
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    Rail meat with sweet mittens

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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    We didn't move anywhere...ha ha.
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    Don't forget RoI already brought NI kids in. 3 out 4.
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    Aussie Government blow it (Again)

    Minister Birmingham is filthy lying cunt. 446K returned since March ....how many were home by the end of March you cockwarbler???.....try 8 out of 10. 90 repatriation flights .....how many of those landed after April fuckface?...try less than a fucking handfull. Today 1 in 100 arrive infected. That has dropped with introduction of mandatory exit negative test you moron. CAPS don't change that. You stupid pricks didn't even fill the CAP for 3 months July to Sept your organisation is so fucking shambolic. These cunts are unfucking believable. Fucking ABC are Morrison stenographer... enabling idiots don't even question his bullshit numbers. _________________' LONG TERM VISITORS >12 Months Away PERMANENT & LONG TERM ARRIVALS AWAY >12 MONTHS SHORT TERM RESIDENTS RETURN AWAY < 12 MONTHS SHORT TERM VISITORS <12 Months stay TOTAL ARRIVALS NATIONALS/RESIDENT'S & VISITORS. - Border Closed 20 March - State Quarantine all arrivals from 28 March except NZ Bubble arrivals in Nov and Dec. - Most Commercial Flights ceased by end of March necesitating repatriation flights in April. -:Long term Australian overseas told to stay put around 13 March to assist return of tourists. - CAPS commence 13 July abt 17,500 per month. - CAP increase to abt 20,200 per month beginning November. - December Estimate Total Use Nov plus abt 4,000 from Melbourne Airport opening. - CAPS now halved and approx 40,000 registered as stranded. - Source ABS 15 January 2021
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    Should have really stopped there.
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    Rail meat with sweet mittens

    Trump's Golf Course in Scotland.
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    Nah...pretty sure that weekend Bernie went sailing.
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    It is my understanding they have been caught unawares because the UK's #1 Truth Twister told them all that bitumen he was laying in Kent was only to cater for the demand in Drive-In movies brought about by Covid. That preceded his recent (and real) utterance about the Hollyhead Dublin run. "PM Johnson says there is twice as much trade flowing between Larne (NI) and Cairnryan (Scotland) than there is between Dublin (RoI) and Holyhead (Wales), because things are going so smoothly." Put the right way. PM Johnson says there is half as much trade flowing between Dublin and Holyhead than there is between Larne and Cairnryan, because things are so fucked, Holyhead trade has been rerouted to France direct.
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    Brexit WTF, WTF

    FFS Jack not this dickhead again. Boo hoo hoo .... I've been duped. Told you before, hope the greedy cunt goes bust tomorrow. And that bitch in # 16630 can go fuck herself ... sideways !! Lowestoft is a shithole anyway so she fits right in. "44 years in the business" Anyone up for a '44 Quiz' Q1. Person with 44 years experience in public office? Q2. Person who held public office for 44 seconds before their first lie to the public? Q3. Person who has reportedly banged around 44 woman while in public office, (exl his two wives)? Q4. Person who in public office recently had an approval rating of (44 - 8) ? Where 8 is a significant day and the month comes from an equation involving half of 44. No peeking at answers ANSWERS OK I might have made Q3 up.
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    Aussie Government blow it (Again)

    Australia Day Coming Up & Morrison struggling to put on shoes Can Biden's calls for unity spark a tone shift in Australia's 'pretty ordinary' politics? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-23/bidens-inauguration-australias-political-leaders-morrison-effect/13083584 From that ABC article. "In Australia, our leaders give implicit permission for whacky conspiracy theories and misinformation about the coronavirus and vaccines to be spread by backbenchers — who take their strategies straight from the Trump playbook — while those same leaders spend their time and taxpayers' money insisting that public confidence in vaccines is crucial." and "Linda Burney MP and Wiradjuri woman....What the prime minister has said makes no sense.”. From that ABC article. "It was bordering on jibberish" and "Mr Morrison described CA's decision as "pretty ordinary". From that ABC article. "Pretty ordinary", unfortunately, has been the tone of too much of our politics for years. BTW for anyone poorly schooled on Aust history like Morrison (maybe the Tourism Australia knew that when they sacked him as MD, forcing him to become an MP) or vegans who didn't get this Lamb Ad reference. A high level intellectual analysis of that advert you won't find better. That was 4 years ago when, if there is any guide to Australians at large being comfortable in their wide ranging ethnic diversified skin, it is when they take on 'taking the piss' out of it. The only ones out of step then were those still in a time warp like Tony 'stop the boats' Abbott. 'Eyes Wide Shut' Morrison clearly unlike CA, can't see that Australia Day is sensitive to a lot of Australians, not just indigenous Australians. His response is to 'dog whistle' to curry favour with those on the right of his party. The same whackjob MP's mentioned above he lets run loose. In fact he needs not just a optometrist but is in dire need of a podiatrist too. He needs to take a lesson from Biden and 'stand in the shoes' of the 40,000 Australians and their family and friends who he has abandoned. Abandoned not by sound policy, BUT because it is an easier just to do nothing. That's not leadership, that's being a spectator. Other state leaders are now catching on that they have to do a UTurn. If Accidentally Anna gets it now, how out of step is Morrison?? "We can do this if we open our souls instead of hardening our hearts. If we show a little tolerance and humility, and if we're willing to stand in the other person's shoes, as my mom would say, just for a moment stand in their shoes." - Biden. No different than Trump, Morrison is 'dog whistling' to make Australians harden their hearts to their own stuck overseas and the greater number directly effected. Most are now indifferent, some outright hostile. They weren't like that 4 years ago when they tucked into their Australia Day lamb. For next Tuesday the 26th many who mouth the words - 'we are one' - need to have good look in the mirror and see what they have become. As for Morrison - he needs to look no further than what happened to 'Eyes Wide Shut' Abbott, who he is now emulating.
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    Aussie Government blow it (Again)

    Maybe, but I thought his pic caption 'Hole in One' very misleading for beginner golfers... 'One in the Hole' far less confusing I think.
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    Aussie Government blow it (Again)

    This still too early to comment upon without hearing/seeing some words. Victoria considers adding quarantine hotels ahead of more international arrivals http://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-23/coronavirus-australia-live-news-covid-19-latest/13084460 My immediate reaction is this is complete bullshit. Interstate quarantine demands imposed by Andrews border closures have been taking places AWAY from international Q places. This addition is just RETURNING the status quo to international capacity, but bullshitting stranded Australians are now being looked after. There is also a 2 Labour Premiers are now ganging up on Morrison now over Hotel Q and are out to force his hand theory?? Have to wait and see.