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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. what is it?

    Did Shwazzabble have a sister ship? Its a Half Tonner being tuned up at the mighty Casse Tete Marine in Hamble
  2. Vendee Globe 2016?

    So, anyone from the 'Foilgate' end of things want to chip in with some intelligent chat? or will someone start a 'he jettisoned it last night at some point' thread?? Bloody well done Alex and Armel - smashing last editions winning time and a few records in between, top job.
  3. Vendee Globe 2016?

    It was all bullshit. Go back to sleep - you've missed nothing. ta kindly, night all.
  4. Vendee Globe 2016?

    Cant be fucked to look back through this thread after being in a place with no internet for what feels like an eternity.... Did Alex have a broken foil or was it all bullshit?
  5. Round the Island Race (UK). Sinkings, records and more.

    j-80 conforms to Category 'B' of the EU Recreational Craft Directive - something pointed out to the Cowes Combined Clubs about 7 years ago. So they have a bit of paper saying that the boat is ok in waves up to 4m and Beaufort 8.
  6. Joke

    Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht. On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away. As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country." "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows **** ALL about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"