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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. In Over Our Head

    Check your PM's.
  2. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Christ... The crickets are deafening. Is anyone actually still diddling around on boats up there? Former bowman willing to work for beer. FLY
  3. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    The two closest: Orr's-Bailey Yacht Club (www.obyc.org) Just down the Harpswell peninsula Harraseeket Yacht Club (www.hyc.cc) Freeport, 11 miles south of Brunswick on I-295 Portland YC has a good program, but you've got to drive like a madman to get there in 15 minutes from Brunswick. Try 30-35 minutes. I suspect they're also a tad pricier than OBYC and HYC. Entropy, HYC is probably the best bet. What level instruction are you looking for? The two youngest classes (Recruits and Mates) are pretty much filled, however skippers (adv. 420) and 420 race have room. hyc.cc or PM me for program directors email
  4. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Dude thats the new North shit... so fast you can't even see it!
  5. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Kitty i hear we may have a new runner bunny?
  6. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Dude, loosen up your tie... your head's getting too big mmkay
  7. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Of course I'm on board kitty... Nothing much to update... sailed like a bunch of wankers at boston. It's still ski season in my mind BOATHOUSE- if I wanted to be a puppy I would have gone to BU...
  8. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    just got back from a week of sailing/ other activities associated with sailing in florida. UVM rigs and sails this week. Christ that is going to be cold suider what team are you coaching? I feel like I should be praying for them...
  9. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Freshies get to go swimming in the first weeks of practice. Can't wait to catch me some hypothermia! The FJs are in relatively good shape...naturally they are on track to be replaced the year I graduate. Snakes are going to be teaching a level 1 cert?
  10. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Groovy UV starts breaking the ice in 4 weeks! BROTHER KITTY: Thank you for the aptly timed phone call a while back... Fly now has a job
  11. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    closer look at calender... There's no weekend off before monhegan this year?
  12. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    So is Yarmouth Cup definitely happening? 17 weeks until centerboard.... everybody ready?
  13. Gulf of maine scuttlebut

    Aren't you a little old for facebook?? I guess it is another workplace time waster... merry christmas everyone.... happy skiing!
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