El Mariachi

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About El Mariachi

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  • Birthday November 29

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    43 miles from both Mexicos.....
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    Postponing my funeral 'til tomorrow....

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  1. El Mariachi

    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    It just cost Apple about $50 million Two-shay......
  2. El Mariachi

    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    Wonder what that little gizmo costs?....
  3. El Mariachi

    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    Ah hah..... http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/fbi-san-bernardino-iphone-break-1.3509899
  4. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    JokeAwf refuses to believe stats from law enforcement. Instead his eggs are all in the scrotums of urine spraying 'scholars'.... who are quite aware of who butters their bread....
  5. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Fuk awf, cunt....prove him wrong. C'mon now, we know you've read 55,000 urine-scented 'studies' already.....so it shouldn't be too difficult for you....
  6. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Jfc, you mean he outlived Joe Cocker?....
  7. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Well that's why those other countries are the laughing stock of the planet. Sorry but I for one don't wanna live in a country that you can't legally blow the fuking brains out of some criminal assicle parasite.....
  8. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    And the taxpayers rejoiced....
  9. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Including the blood on the wall behind the scum ball?....
  10. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Fuk. Ing. Xlnt!.....
  11. El Mariachi

    I got divorced today.

    Words of advice from my Dad, another serial marrier; 'Rick, you know what the number one cause of divorce is?' 'No Dad....what?' 'Wedding cake'......
  12. El Mariachi

    I got divorced today.

    after my divorce I found it "uncomfortable" to hang with my former married friends. They said it was all in my head, which may have been very true, but it's uncomfortable nonetheless. singles hang with singles, couples with couples. Just how it seems to be. probably a tribal leftover. As to the finality, it's a bittersweet thing, lost dreams and all that, but opens new horizons. What I was most surprised by was in my 20s, the guys chased the ladies. by my mid-30s that rule had changed. Hetero male, with a good job = hot commodity. No idea what it would be like in my 50s, although i get the occasional flirt that says it wouldn't be too bad. must avoid temptation.... You have no idea. I didn't realize when I moved back to So Cal that there's a decent sized market for 59 y/old balding, tall, skinny, semi-attractive surfer types with a sailor's sense of humor who can drink like a fish. I've never had so much fun saying 'No' to gals in my life.....
  13. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.....