El Mariachi

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  1. El Mariachi

    Forum upgrade

    Who's doing the forum layouts now......Stevie Wonder? (And please tell me it's better on a laptop than it is on this EyeFone.....)
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    Forum upgrade

    Why in flying fuk do people take an already shitty-ly laid out forum......and purposely make it even shittier? This is about as useful as drinking beer from a paper cup underwater.......
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    Mexico ...

    ┬┐Que onda, Amiguitos?.......
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    No freedom of speech in Germany

    And this is why this planet needs more Americas.....
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    The Panama Papers

    If it's legal, no one is 'losing' jack shit....
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    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    It just cost Apple about $50 million Two-shay......
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    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    Wonder what that little gizmo costs?....
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    Apple's Fight With the Feds

    Ah hah..... http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/fbi-san-bernardino-iphone-break-1.3509899
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    Guns!

    Speaking of brass.....she has a very nice one....
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    Guns!

    ....!
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    Guns!

    What a shame it is that all those hot chicks will soon be convicted murderers. Well, that is according to our resident psycho JokeAwf....who still thinks that being in the mere presence of a firearm turns one into a heartless killer....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    JokeAwf refuses to believe stats from law enforcement. Instead his eggs are all in the scrotums of urine spraying 'scholars'.... who are quite aware of who butters their bread....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Fuk awf, cunt....prove him wrong. C'mon now, we know you've read 55,000 urine-scented 'studies' already.....so it shouldn't be too difficult for you....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Jfc, you mean he outlived Joe Cocker?....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Well that's why those other countries are the laughing stock of the planet. Sorry but I for one don't wanna live in a country that you can't legally blow the fuking brains out of some criminal assicle parasite.....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    And the taxpayers rejoiced....
  17. El Mariachi

    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Including the blood on the wall behind the scum ball?....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Fuk. Ing. Xlnt!.....
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    I got divorced today.

    Words of advice from my Dad, another serial marrier; 'Rick, you know what the number one cause of divorce is?' 'No Dad....what?' 'Wedding cake'......
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    I got divorced today.

    after my divorce I found it "uncomfortable" to hang with my former married friends. They said it was all in my head, which may have been very true, but it's uncomfortable nonetheless. singles hang with singles, couples with couples. Just how it seems to be. probably a tribal leftover. As to the finality, it's a bittersweet thing, lost dreams and all that, but opens new horizons. What I was most surprised by was in my 20s, the guys chased the ladies. by my mid-30s that rule had changed. Hetero male, with a good job = hot commodity. No idea what it would be like in my 50s, although i get the occasional flirt that says it wouldn't be too bad. must avoid temptation.... You have no idea. I didn't realize when I moved back to So Cal that there's a decent sized market for 59 y/old balding, tall, skinny, semi-attractive surfer types with a sailor's sense of humor who can drink like a fish. I've never had so much fun saying 'No' to gals in my life.....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.....
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    What Does Gun Violence Really Cost?

    Well, Miss Cunt 'n Paste? You for once have an original thought on that one? Or are ya gonna spend the rest of the evening searching for urine scented 'studies'? Fag....