andrew okun

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About andrew okun

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  1. andrew okun

    Who is snaggletooth

    oops!
  2. andrew okun

    Who is snaggletooth

    Snaggy siting... (today)
  3. andrew okun

    Who is snaggletooth

    Question is where is FOOTLONG???? +1
  4. andrew okun

    Bacon Anarchy

    Bacon Jam Ingredients <LI class=ingredient>3 pounds bacon <LI class=ingredient>4 large yellow onions, peeled and thinly sliced <LI class=ingredient>8 cloves garlic, smashed with the flat side of a knife or a pan and peeled <LI class=ingredient>1 cup cider vinegar <LI class=ingredient>1 cup packed light-brown sugar <LI class=ingredient>1/2 cup pure maple syrup <LI class=ingredient>1 1/2 cups very strong brewed black coffee 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Instructions <LI class=instruction>Cut the bacon slices into one inch strips. Add the bacon to a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Cook the bacon, stirring frequently, until the bacon is browned. Use a slotted spoon to transfer the bacon to a paper-towel lined plate. Drain all but 2 tablespoons of the bacon drippings into a heat-proof jar with a tight-fitting lid.* <LI class=instruction>*Save the bacon drippings in the refrigerator. That’s too much flavor to trash! <LI class=instruction>Place the Dutch oven back over the medium-high heat and add the onions and garlic. Stir well and reduce heat to medium. Continue to cook for about 8 minutes, or until the onions are mostly translucent. Add the remaining ingredients, stir well, and drop heat again, this time to low. <LI class=instruction>Bring to a boil, stirring frequently, and boil hard for 2 minutes. After 2 minutes, stir the browned bacon into the onions and liquid. <LI class=instruction>Simmer uncovered, stirring occasionally to make sure things aren’t sticking, adding 1/4 cup of water if it seems to be drying out. When the onions are meltingly soft and the liquid is thick and syrupy, remove the dutch oven from the heat and let stand for 5 minutes. <LI class=instruction>Transfer the contents of the Dutch oven to the work bowl of a food processor that has been fitted with a blade. Fit the lid in place and pulse several times or until the Bacon Jam is a spreadable consistency. Scrape into a jar (or jars) or a container with a tight fitting lid. Store in the refrigerator for up to one month. Can be served cold, room temperature or warmed. NotesThe bacon jam could take up to 3 hours to reduce to a syrupy consistency. Just stick with it!
  5. andrew okun

    Bacon Anarchy

    in case you need a beverage to wash down the bacon featured meal of your choosing... Jones
  6. andrew okun

    espo is a dick

    ask Hack's Back
  7. andrew okun

    espo is a dick

    how many sock puppets do you have now?
  8. andrew okun

    espo is a dick

    Not a bottomwasher..........except for his own, presumably......... Espo has a J/29, which used to be a great class around here. His boat was one of the best ever in this class. I'm sure the "one of" will provoke some comments. I sailed against him for many years, and on his boat recently for one event. Let's just say he regards stirring the pot as part of the fun. More people should. I thought I read somewhere that he was a bottom.......scrubber. Think it was Rumline or Sailracer who said that. So wanting to know more I goolged "Espo in Spandex"............ hey sock puppet du jour, leave me out of your shit fight with Espo. i am not involved.
  9. andrew okun

    espo is a dick

    Not too speedy the longer the recovery the more it's worth Is there permenant damage? Are we looking at moving the program to another level? Is the check writing hand undamaged? HUSTLER the... Melges 32? Swan 42? TP 52? STP 65?
  10. andrew okun

    espo is a dick

    Neil - i hope you have a speedy recovery.
  11. (206): My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury.. (360): there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am (925): He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball (803): you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money? (785): a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class (403): worst lay ever.... (780): as long as you cum, there is no bad sex (403): ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
  12. (843): there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
  13. (724): I found out she cheated on me b4 she knew I knew so the very last time we had sex I "accidently" stuck it in her ass and moaned her bestfriends name when I came. (269): dude she's married. (1-269): so? a ring don't cover no holes. {reference the mate poaching study thread here}
  14. (917): I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas