Cal20sailor

I am not a fan of SS, but isn't this the height of hypocrisy? Presumably, the restaurant owner leans left, you know, the party that preaches tolerance. Plus, it denied other patrons the opportunity to tell jokes. Sarah Sanders' husband goes out one night and gets drunk. He comes home carrying a duck under his arm and slips into the bedroom. Sarah wakes up and turns on the light. He says, "this is the pig I've been sleeping with." Sarah says, "you're so drunk, you can't tell the difference between a pig and a duck." He says, "I wasn't talking to you."

I know it's a stupid line from a stupid movie quoted by stupid people, but please stop using it.

Wasn't that the stuff Dustin Hoffman used to kill his teeth pain in Marathon Man?

Your perfume?

Mark Fidrych (Tigers pitcher from the mid-70s, the Bird) died from having his jacked up truck fall on him. I own jack stands, leave the jack on, and am still nervous.

Trump/Giuliani remind me of the Greek Council scene from Animal House, Hoover says, "tell those assholes to shut up" and Boone jumps up and turns around and says, "shut up you assholes." I think Trump is using Giuliani in the same manner, go out there and tell the press xyz. Then Trump sits back and watches public opinion and can say that Giuliani was going rogue if need be. Giuliani is just an unabashed tool.

After two nights in the slammer, Manafort called his lawyers this morning and told them he was pleading guilty.

How do you say threesome in French?

That, and his wife probably enjoys sex with him.

I looked up * once and a little known fact is that Canada lost more men in WWII per capita than the US. Despite Jeff's thoughtful words and warm embrace, it sounds like he doesn't want to grant you 51st state status, despite your fervent desires (no purple font needed). Your exposure to nuclear weapons will be when we get bombed and you're downwind.

I'm playing his prison number in tomorrow's lottery (45343).

Is it true that Ivanka's company has donated 2000 sewing machines to the detention center so the kids wouldn't be so bored?

It would not surprise me one iota if Trump rescinds the tariffs before 5 July. He's already gotten what he always wants, his name on the front page. I'm sure every congressman whose state is heavily impacted has been calling and pleading their case. Bad timing with midterms coming up. Maybe wishful thinking but I'm hopeful.

To put them at ease, make it in the shape of a hockey stick, call it a slap shooter.

Matt Murphy passed away yesterday at 88. Line following yours by MM: "Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at...."