Barnacle Bill

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  1. Barnacle Bill

    AC36 Auckland NZ

    I'm marking your statement for later reference.
  2. Barnacle Bill

    AC36 Auckland NZ

    The a announcement was good. Fuck Core Composites, fuck potato eyed white chokers sailing for Japan, fuck ginger sledging cocksuckers with their worn out cunts and fuck all you whining little bitches. We need: Monohulls Long races Hard sailing by men Faggot fucktard American teams with fuck all Americans and a boat made in New Zealand racing in the round robin series with constant rule changes and points carried over from a series no one gave a flying fuck about was just fucking awful. Only dumb cunts think that was good, so bring on an argument for your fragile little twin hull, one design flying boats. I'll crush your skulls in with a reasoned debate. Real men sail boats with soft sails in open water and no chase boat/ambulance following behind them. Fuck Russell and Larry. They fucked the spirit of the cup in the ass with no jelly. Men will fix this. Stand back son, this clean up is about to start.
  3. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    I've spent a fair bit of time with Dalts. He's old school but the kind of guy people want to be around and work with. He doesn't suffer fools however, and in no way tolerates false cunts or people that remind him of his failures. His sense of humor is sharp and fast. Often he cracks jokes with his facial expressions and without saying a word you can know exactly what he's thinking. Dalton is the guy you want on your side and fear the day he's not.
  4. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    I'm not sure either really enjoy the spotlight. Most of the journalists ask questions that should not be answered or fluffy shit that offers sweet fuck all to anyone. PB mastered the avoiding reply by saying whatever the fuck he wanted. These guys are sailors, not PR experts. Dalts is gruff, Jimmy's a CUNT. Big difference.
  5. Barnacle Bill

    AC36 - The Venue

    Exactly. Blake was the fuckwit who pulled a gun out and didn't use it. Bang, dead, end of story. His socks got red from blood. Sad but ironic. GD may be a cantankerous cunt of a thing but, he has held fast, kept The Team going and kiwi fans celebrating here cannot do it without celebrating GD, So, stop your fucking whining or support some other team. Hauraki Gulf is the place where yachties sail. The haubour is for ferries and commuting boats.
  6. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    So good to watch the presser yesterday. Jimmy was honest and gave ETNZ plenty of very gracious compliments and credit. This won't be the last of Jimmy. We'll be enjoying his character for some time yet me thinks. As for OTUSA and its future? Who knows?
  7. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Jimmy can be a dick off the water. He's been pretty benign on so far on it. He knows that first mark is the primary goal. He'll be trying to get a great start and gun for the mark with all the applied skill and experience he can muster. It'll be all he can do to take not only one more race but, take Sir Weasel Coitus's winning AC race record. Poo little poo late Jimmy. You've been flushed. TRG.
  8. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    What? If one imaginary friend exists, then many do. Only a madman would believe in one God.
  9. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Jedi forces?
  10. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    I just off the phone to Father Kingston-Smith. We've got a prayer chain going guys. If enough of us really focus on good tidings for Jimmy and the team, God will surely hear us and deliver our desires before us. The evil that is ETNZ, shall not pass and successfully win the America's Cup. In 2013 Jimmy prayed really hard and a miracle happened, some kind men came from Warkworth and laid their hands upon the boat, spoke in tounges and praise the lord, the boat flew on its foils up wind and was stable. God is so good, he blessed the boat and Jimmy came back from a totally unbelievable, unlikely and incomprehensible deficit to win the America's Cup. Actually, OTUSA cheated according to many informed people. God has turned his back on them now. They are doomed to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. Amen.
  11. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Stay away from me.
  12. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Hang on. I'll just fetch it out of my pants.
  13. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    You won one race Jimmy. Good boy.
  14. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Love your work too Jack, you're a cunning linguist. Taking my barnacles too seriously is a trap. The post was trolling for reaction, nothing less. You know the game and you're a pro. I had to write the above tripe, as Drug Lord come over to the TNZ thread and waved his dick about with large red font. Point the finger of blame at him. As for more Oracle Team USA fans pouring in to batter about us poor ETNZ supporters, bring it on. We love fair weather fans here, they're so fresh and pink.
  15. Barnacle Bill

    Oracle Team USA

    Yep. The odor of a rancid whore's armpits. I think it's Priscilla, odor de kut.