Barnacle Bill

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    AC 36 Protocol

    I'm back.
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    AC36 Auckland NZ

    I'm marking your statement for later reference.
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    AC36 Auckland NZ

    The a announcement was good. Fuck Core Composites, fuck potato eyed white chokers sailing for Japan, fuck ginger sledging cocksuckers with their worn out cunts and fuck all you whining little bitches. We need: Monohulls Long races Hard sailing by men Faggot fucktard American teams with fuck all Americans and a boat made in New Zealand racing in the round robin series with constant rule changes and points carried over from a series no one gave a flying fuck about was just fucking awful. Only dumb cunts think that was good, so bring on an argument for your fragile little twin hull, one design flying boats. I'll crush your skulls in with a reasoned debate. Real men sail boats with soft sails in open water and no chase boat/ambulance following behind them. Fuck Russell and Larry. They fucked the spirit of the cup in the ass with no jelly. Men will fix this. Stand back son, this clean up is about to start.
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    Poll: Next AC Boat

    Chicken feet could be used to correct the afflicted mind. Boiled with rotten possum gizzards and seasoned with crystals of sea from the foredeck.
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    Poll: Next AC Boat

    That explains the old cars. Your guy Elon Musk is on the right path. I've had the pleasure of using an Model S and I reckon you'd be surprised. It's not a stroked 383 with a 6/71 and twin double pumper Hollies, but it feels like it!
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    Poll: Next AC Boat

    I prefer Omega.
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    Poll: Next AC Boat

    Grated cheese great?
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    Oracle Team USA

    I've spent a fair bit of time with Dalts. He's old school but the kind of guy people want to be around and work with. He doesn't suffer fools however, and in no way tolerates false cunts or people that remind him of his failures. His sense of humor is sharp and fast. Often he cracks jokes with his facial expressions and without saying a word you can know exactly what he's thinking. Dalton is the guy you want on your side and fear the day he's not.
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    Poll: Next AC Boat

    Lol. I enjoyed that. Modern American cars are a total fucking joke. I'd rather walk than be seen in one. What happened to that once great country?
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    Oracle Team USA

    I'm not sure either really enjoy the spotlight. Most of the journalists ask questions that should not be answered or fluffy shit that offers sweet fuck all to anyone. PB mastered the avoiding reply by saying whatever the fuck he wanted. These guys are sailors, not PR experts. Dalts is gruff, Jimmy's a CUNT. Big difference.
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    Team NZ

    It's harder to defend than it is to challenge. Head start? I don't know in this modern era.
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    Anyone seen Jimmy lately?

    Bob. Don't feed GBR. He's an insufferable moron. Feeding him only let's his fingers convey more of his mind goo upon these pages. He's a goat riding troll worthy of nothing but rail meat upon the ship of fools.
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    Anyone seen Jimmy lately?

    Jimbo loves to be hated. He thrives on loathing and bullying. He is a ginger wanker. We've all met them, hate them and feed their pathetic ego. Jimbo thinks he's the hammer and all others are nails. In fact, Jimbo is now the rusty nail left in the bottom of the box to be used last. Mmmmm perhaps second to last. There's another rusty nail called Deano. He cried himself to rust.
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    Team NZ

    Small cock Larry? Money buys smiling appreciative whores aye Wussell?
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    Team NZ

    PB is the evil bastard love child of Wussell. Pete. Your horns are showing, quick, put a hat on.
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    What was your favorite race/moment?

    Nope. I just cannot stand the guy.
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    What was your favorite race/moment?

    There's plenty to look back on and enjoy. AC35 was more than just a regatta Emirates Team New Zealand won. There was redemption in the win and amongst all sorts of other great overcomes there was the efforts put in by the shore team. For me, Sean Regan stands out as a favorite person in this team. I understand that in order to achieve this win the whole team must work as a unit and no one team member should be pulled forward to have accolades sloshed upon them but, this is my choice, so I'll go ahead and make it. The respect shown to Sean by the sailors as this point was telling. His dedication and commitment to getting the boat to the sailors on time, repaired when they broke it and ready to race in competitive condition, day after day is all paid back in this moment of emotion and naked truth. The love and respect the entire team has for Sean has been earned through his hard work and incredible abilities. Good on you Sean. This was favorite moment of AC 35.
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    Clean Interview of GA

    I know you are Clean. We here appreciate your efforts. There's absolutely no doubt nor fear of contradiction, that you're absolutely dedicated and passionate about sailing and in particular, competitive sailing. My digs were aimed solely at ripping your asshole wide open so all could see inside and sniff your colon. I believe I was successful in the first part, and gave all the opportunity to take a sniff and comment in the same tone as I. What transpired was less than I'd expected from my little experiment. It is indeed the opinion of the vast majority that your piece was well accepted, save the intro of which there were some who passed comment. For myself, I didn't mind the introduction apart from the length. Keep up the good work Clean.
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    Clean Interview of GA

    You're kidding right? Hearing Clean wank on like a SAAC poster regurgitating all the shit he's read in the forums for fifteen minutes straight isn't an editorial, it's shameful. Editorials are supposed to be something new, something unearthed, a new angle or path to the truth. Clean is a hack and had no right to con any members into an interview. Passing himself off as a journalist could be considered fraud in some jurisdictions. Indio would kick Clean's ass to the curb if he chose to lower himself.
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    Anyone heard from Deano??

    The last line was a joke. You laugh now.
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    Clean Interview of GA

    Clean loves the sound of his own voice. The introduction was disturbing in the least. Meh, the questions where that of an excited child, not an indentured journalist. Washed up and desperately seeking the next drink, Clean resorted to methalated spirits.
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    Anyone heard from Deano??

    Sometimes, when low on sugar, high on alcohol or just getting my troll on, I can channel the most elegant of assholes. In this instance, Graham.
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    Anyone heard from Deano??

    Why does this thread even exist? Dean is a fucking loser. He failed New Zealand, tried to say Emirates Team New Zealand were cunts and then fucks off and joins up with the Oracle and their sock puppets. The guys a fucking loser and any of you cunts that support losers should think about changing your loser attitude. Dean needs to be put in a metaphorical sack with bricks and buffed in the river. Forget the guy. He's a fucking loser. Now Jimmy, there's a winner......
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    Team NZ

    If the nationality rules that are put in place are restrictive, what's stopping Oracle from building a team in New Zealand, with a New Zealand yacht Club and challenging for The Cup? Could we see Oracle Team New Zealand being a competitive and interesting prospect?
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    Teams that were bad sports during AC35

    The framework agreement should not have happened. It was not in the spirit of The Cup. Like it's been stated above, the challenges are supposed to work together to win the cup off the defender. Wussell the Weasel and Larry the loser corrupted the spirit, ethos and morality of the competition into their own self fulfilling and vision of 'their' Cup. They gathered up little boys who scampered around worshiping at Oracle and slurped up the vision. They all agreed and knelt at the alter and kissed the ring of Larry the loser. The signed thir hope away. The spirit of their individual teams now sold to Wussell and Larry could only meet with one outcome. The teams who signed also signed away any hope of holding The CUP. Instead, they hold their heads in shame. The team that didn't? Well, they're a bit busy right now......