Fiji Bitter

Where did I read about this before?

None of you guys get it. Those spy cameras weigh nothing these days. And you obviously never heard of a safe lee either. Any flying bird (so not Kiwi's) can hang in there forever. Just like the Spy Dolphins ride the foil (stern) wave. Obviously Weta is spying for Mayo&Calder, just my well informed opinion though...

Sorry Barf, I usually agree with you, but now you are hugely exaggerating. Boats can easily get by for a few more days, without any outside assistance whatsoever. Just a dock and a guard is all that is required. I'm sure Opua as well as Whangarei will gladly provide that, free of charge even. And what have private jets to do with this, oh wait, we are talking about the AC, humanitarian reasons certainly come to mind, poor fucking billionaires can't come and party on their superyacht!

Yes indeed, the proper procedure that includes a promise to spend $50,000 in services. NZ is whoring themselves out, and turning down requests from the "poor". Besides, I would consider giving a safe haven to cruisers, often families with kids, pretty much "humanitarian" too.

And I must admit that ETNZ-Camper's Nespresso in Alicante kept me going, sort of anyway.

Good one! And of course a proper Espresso machine, not that fake Nespresso stuff from ETNZ...

Forourcountry, you are a great supporter of ETNZ, no denying, but you know fuck all about the world cruising sailors/families, and nothing about their planning and seasons. And... they don't usually get anywhere near Typhoons. Think ahead before you spew shit, NZboy!

Not sure what you are saying there, but "rules is rules", for an anarchist? The bottom line is that the New Zealand government is totally ignoring the rather desperate pleas of a large cruising community for whom NZ is the only cyclone safe destination. There is more about it in other threads, but let me just say this: "Fuck you selfish NZ cunts!"

Hard to top the camo wheel and the nose piece, but come on Anarchists, give it a serious try. All I can come up with are spare buttons for their team shorts.

You obviously don't have clue, Clew. I was attending a dinner with Dalts, not so long ago, and (over) heard him grunt that if Cunt Trump wins Michigan and Florida, DeVos will make him an offer he cannot refuse. The AC will move to Holland on Lake Michigan, and the twin-skin main will be replaced by a windmill, and the foils by wooden shoes. Also prayers will be compulsory inside the proximty box. Alternatively they might move to Pensacola in Florida, in which case the nationality rule will be replaced by an age rule of half the crew over 90, and the other half must test Covid-19 positive. You heard it first here on Sailing Anarchy Illustrated, and here the pictures, so it must be true.

Does it really matter where? He just went for an eye test! Capito? PS. Didn't you notice he is looking square eyed lately...

Judging from the vicious attacks on Doug after a bloody good practical joke, I would say: Yes.

Could not hear very well what he was saying, but he was definitely talking about you Kiwi's!

Disappointment for Fred Duthil! Could have been a classic matchrace with just 10 minutes between the two, and all others at >1 hour. Duthil sailing away from the fleet and the Jackal following him, what a pity...

What did he say exactly? That @Forourselves was an apathetic sheep with no balls! How does he know?