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      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Not a joke - more of a test..... "A good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimers is a long, long, ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you." 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15.
  2. You don't HAVE to drink there. Plenty of pubs around. Should the length of the regatta & number of races revolve around drinking time?
  3. Do you often think of Slipper? In view of his penchant for blokes. Only when reading your twaddle. Mex I didn't know you were gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But to have a crush on Peter Slipper is a bit weird.
  4. Funny, 'cause I read your twaddle and think of Peter Slipper. Mex Do you often think of Slipper? In view of his penchant for blokes.
  5. I have exchanged a few emails with XXXX. It appears that while he was in the toilet (at SYC) someone got into his computer, logged on to SA as Flatbag, posted in the Clipper Cup thread a PM that XXXX had prepared for me (but not sent,) then deleted the post a few seconds (maybe 30) later, then logged out of SA and went to his Outlook email file. Shades of Craig Thompson.
  6. Did you think maybe he was just using flatbags computer and didn't realize, I've done this a few time on boat computers and nearly posted under someone else s name. No everything is a conspiracy. He simply forgot who he had signed in as.
  7. A funny thing happened on another thread about half an hour ago. A bloke who I had considered a mate posted on the thread some info for me. It didn't stay there long, disappeared in seconds, but was there long enough for me to read. Ihe post was from Flatbag. The sender did not realise he was still signed in as Flatbag, so was writing as this so called mate. I won't out him here, but you WILL learn who Flatbag is sockpuppet for. It was a shock to me.
  8. Mother in law.....almost everybody has one. A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son?. The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said "I don't mean to be rude either... but this is a pussy....not a fucking photo-copier."
  9. So does your mamma !! I've heard she is that good she could suck start a 707.
  10. You are such a pompous cunt Simon. The WP turn a blind eye to it because amongst the Victorian WP there is UNcommon sense. Great while it lasts. There is NO WAY you would be able to do that in QLD. I know that FIRST HAND you fuckwit.
  11. JS, Flares are always explosives. At this point explosives are covered by state and Territory Dangerous Goods legislation, so it will probably be different from place to place until nationally consistent legislation is introduced. Certainly in the NT a distress signmal does not cease to be a distress signal when it's use-by date expires, so the exemptions for possessing them do not cease. I know it's a crazy sitiation. An in date flare is legal. Try & carry it on a plane & see what happens - then it's an explosive. An out of date flare is classed as an explosive, and unless you have a licence to handle explosives - well - take your chances with the law. Shipboard Saftey courses and the like are not allowed to use out of date flares. Simply because they are considered explosives. I don't know if there is a law that says "Thou shalt not use out of date flares" But there are laws about posessing explosives. Think fireworks. FFS Peoples, ORCV has approval for their once a year flare shoot day immediately before the start of the first race of their winter series. It has been going on for many, many years now. Try and persuade a PBO that you are going to let off his still in date flares as opposed to using his recently expired ones and let me know his response. It isn't done to flout the law; it is done so people actually learn how to fire flares on the deck of a boat at sea. Doing that has probably saved lives. You can get as pedantic as you like about the niceties of the law on here but it won't change the fact that many, if not most of the flares used on the day will be recently out of date ones. Maybe you should notify the Water Police so they can come out and book us all? Fucking pedantic wankers, the lot of you! The law is the law you fucking moron. Flaunt it at your own risk!
  12. About 7-8 years aga, before the Dent to Dunk, we had a day where people could see flares, fire extinguishers etc in use. Gave the boat owners a way to get rid of out of date flares. Did it officially thru MSQ. They had to be there along with police, fire brigade, ambulance etc. Went well & was educational for all incl authorities. By the next year we weren't allowed to use out of date flares because we "were breaking the law by having them" (in QLD). It all got too hard so it never happened again. Everyone's loss.
  13. JS, Flares are always explosives. At this point explosives are covered by state and Territory Dangerous Goods legislation, so it will probably be different from place to place until nationally consistent legislation is introduced. Certainly in the NT a distress signmal does not cease to be a distress signal when it's use-by date expires, so the exemptions for possessing them do not cease. I know it's a crazy sitiation. An in date flare is legal. Try & carry it on a plane & see what happens - then it's an explosive. An out of date flare is classed as an explosive, and unless you have a licence to handle explosives - well - take your chances with the law. Shipboard Saftey courses and the like are not allowed to use out of date flares. Simply because they are considered explosives. I don't know if there is a law that says "Thou shalt not use out of date flares" But there are laws about posessing explosives. Think fireworks.
  14. When a flare is expired it is no longer a flare. It is an explosive! Are you allowed to posess explosives without a licence?