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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Hey, I'm having (SA technical problems) but we are usually in Prague through the Xmas holidays.

    One it's my GF's favorite Euro city (that's why we have the flat) and Two because I'm putting a Czech cousin of mine through college at UT Austin and we bring her home for break at this time for family/holidays If you're in the area at that time, you are welcome. Lemme ...

  2. Joke

    Did you hear about the new Haitian boy band? New Blocks on the Kid
  3. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    yeah i was commish 2 years ago and it was a thankless job, but somebody has to do it. it was made very clear and if the league has agreed to let this one slide i thank you all very much. I'm good with it- but pay first next time!
  4. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    I paid- and I lost-- both par for the course!- Damnit
  5. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    I’m assuming I play against you this week interested in a friendly side bet? Am I out?
  6. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Fuck all of you all! I guess I am out-- Damn six game losing streak..... I knew I was forgetting something on Friday!! J/K -- Slaton and Gore just sucked this year!
  7. Joke

    A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After awhile the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!' So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink!?
  8. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Damn that did happen to me NOT - That did NOT happen to me. When I win I want my DAMN MONEY!
  9. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Damn that did happen to me
  10. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    3 POINTS!!! FUCK YOU LEVERAGE!
  11. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Told you to take Favre.... got him didn't play him I suck at this............My bench has more points than my players!!!! Yes I was Happy about that. My star Frank Gore got hurt first quarter. besides you were 2-0 so stop whining
  12. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Slaton..... WTF?????
  13. Fantasy Football, who's in??

    Philly D- Sing it...."Can't touch this"
  14. Joke

    1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning". He said, "no just taking a shit". 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. 3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs". She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard,"! I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said "it'll be too painful." 4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me" Because I am trying to examine you." 5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start." 6. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said "Make love to me like in the movies". So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
  15. Joke

    Guy goes to a bar tells the bartender "line me up 7 shots of your best whiskey" "Ahh indeed" replies the bartender "what are we celebrating?" The guy replies "First blow job" Bartender says "Excellent! In that case I will buy you one as well" The guy says "Nah, if these seven dont get the taste out of my mouth nothing will"