twistandtape

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone where to bump this thread up again

Peter Who? --- Media release Re: Mr Peter Hollis Various Media and Social Media posts have been occurring in relation to a Mr Peter Hollis. On 7 May 2019 Mr Hollis, 74, was convicted by the District Court of Queensland of one count of assault occasioning bodily harm, whilst armed. Mr Hollis subsequently appealed against the conviction and in doing so gave evidence that he is a member of Royal Queensland Yacht Squadron and a club described as “The Maroochy Yacht Club”. Mr Hollis is NOT a member of the Maroochy Sailing Club. It is our understanding that he was once a junior member for a brief time in the 1960’s. He has not applied for re-admission as a member and the club has had no contact with him for many years. Craig Stanger - Commodore

Maybe he also got hit with a chair.

I think I just had a stroke trying to read that.

Both accounts post the same opinions at the same time, almost in tandem. As for the not living in Aus:

Why even bother commenting from a sock puppet, just use the Mrs O account.

Yes. They go and fondle each others bums in the Commodores Lounge.

Fuck me that is gold, I just spat out my coffee!

Do you need help with new material? I've heard 10 year olds with better insults than you.

So you've edited this post 3 times now and it's almost as though 3 different personalities have come into play. Maybe you muppets should schedule who has the reins so it doesn't look like you have a personality disorder. Oh wait ...

Remind me next time the mrs is giving me the shits that I'm not allowed to joke about hitting her with a chair however, if I actually do it you will give me a glowing character reference

So joking about it is frowned upon however, supporting a member accused and charged with it is okay?

You can't tell me in local club racing that the PC (more specifically the chairperson) doesn't already have a natural bias towards one party before the details of the protest are heard. The boat I sail on was involved in a, believe it or not, Port/Starboard collision. The other vessel rounded the top mark and lost control, Chinese gybed and slammed into the side of us. The skipper on Port even has a history of tipping out into other vessels. You'd think it would be clear cut but the chairperson heavily influenced the deliberation and ruled in favour of the vessel on port. I can guarantee you this was purely personal. How do I know this? I was on the PC.