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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. For my favorite sailor: xx

  2. Joke

    --> QUOTE(Jeff B @ Feb 18 2007, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They let Monica stay in the WH?????? you couldn't let it go no? Its a joke man..
  3. Joke

    Bill Clinton is a guest speaker at a G8 conference in Washington and in between his engagements he visits the mens room to take a leak. He's standing at the urinal doing what comes natural whwn suddenly the door busts open, secret servive dudes check the joint ouy and shortly after in walks George W. Bush. Slick Willy is a little taken aback, after all he did put GWB's pappy out of a job, but blessed with a sang froid he keeps it cool. GW walks up to the next urinal and whips it out. "Whoo boy , I shuldna had that 40oz super cherry slushy, I'm fit to bust." Bill keeps it cool, grunts his agreement but all of a sudden Bush lets a holler of disbelief, " Lord have mercy, where in the name of creation theory did you get a manhood that big? I declare its as big as a babys arm holding an apple!! " Bill grins and says "Why thank you George, but the Lord didn't bless me with this, its nearly all man made" George is a little sceptical and expresses himself as so. But Bill insists "No George, its a simple regime. Every time I go to bed, I take the commander in chief here out and give it three firm taps against the stair bannister, have done for a long time and lo you have a serious trouser python" George is impressed and finishes his ablutions, washes his hands and hurries off with his entourage to complete his engagements. Later that evening, George is at a meeting that ends early so he decides to change his schedule and take his helicopter Marine One home to DC. He gets into the White House, does a few bits and pieces and decides to sneak up to bed and surprise Laura. On his way up stairs he remembers Slick Willy's advice and decides to give it a whirl, takes out his own little general and with a little manouvering gives it three firm raps off the stair bannister. A voice calls down from above "BILL? IS THAT YOU?"