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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Fucking Uber

    And you would think that with all the technology of the new hybrids, that the drivers could Twitter about all the cock they sucked last night without using their thumbs!
  2. Fucking Uber

    Road comes to a T. Left lane goes left, right lane goes right. Pretty simple. Quarter mile line up of cars in the right lane. Brake lights and turn signals. Pretty fucking obvious that they’re turning right. Fucking fat ass Über drives in the left lane to the front of the queue, and wants to turn right. She tries to wedge in, but the other drivers have nowhere to go and don’t want to let her in as they’ve been waiting a while in gridlock. So the rest of us trying to turn left get stuck behind this fucking selfish, ignorant ÜberCunt as she’s adamant about turning right. I hope that her blue waffle cunt lips fuse together, so that she can’t bear any fucked up offspring. Fück Über!
  3. Art destruction, crime and punishment

    An eye for an eye.... A thumb for a thumb!
  4. Stupid Airports

    I’ll hate all the commotion around the area while they’re building it, but hopefully I’ll appreciate the traffic reduction when (if) it’s done. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/02/15/lax-people-mover/
  5. Fumduck Athletes

    Hard to pitch in silver bracelets. http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2018/02/12/former-mlb-pitcher-esteban-loaiza-arrested-with-44-pounds-of-heroin-and-cocaine/ I don’t think he’ll be in Marjor League III.
  6. Stupid Airports

    Several months ago, a buddy calls me up in a panic. He has our other buddy’s phone in his pocket as he’s ready to go thru security. As my office is near Marina del Rey, I was able to drive over and get it in time!
  7. Stupid Airports

    There are some “Not So Secret Secrets”! Drop off on the Arrivals level. They may have to walk a few more steps, but a lot less traffic down there. Also, avoiding the entrance as you come out of the northbound Sepulveda tunnel. Go up to 96th, then to Vicksburg Ave., this commonly avoids lots of traffic. Also, learn the middle cut throughs, they can save a considerable distance of crawling thru traffic.
  8. Stupid Airports

    All large airports are constantly under construction. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a day that there hasn’t been construction at LAX in the last 40 years. A few months ago, half of the airlines switched terminals, musical chairs style. On top of that, they’re expanding the Tom Bradley International Terminal. It’s due to be finished around 2434, and about $4.73 trillion over budget. Just slightly earlier and cheaper than the Jerry Brown Boondogle Express Train.
  9. Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines

    Back in the fall, the local FedEx manager said he “Couldn’t control what his drivers did”. After I contacted his boss, the local manager brought me a letter saying that he was doing all he could to prevent this from happening again. So far, so good! My UPS driver is a gentleman. Always courteous and polite.
  10. Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines

    California law is that you don’t smoke it in public. He could of lit up in his parking lot. I don’t care for my office smelling of Skunk Weed for 30 minutes after some punk can’t go a few hours without a smoke. He pressed the issue, I responded. I don’t know what happened to him, but the restaurant has lost my business for a while.
  11. Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines

    Last week I had a Youth of America light up his Peace Pipe right outside the back door of my shop. As he was on my property, I told him not to light up. He lit up, defiantly. He yelled some profanities as he finished and left. He walked across the street to the fast food restaurant, and walked in the employee entrance.... probably for for the last time. His manager was not too happy when I told her what transpired, and showed her a picture of him folding his pipe. I guess that that I won’t be eating there any more.
  12. Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines

    Where’s my fucking Emotional Support elephant? How about sitting in your seat, behave, be polite, and enjoy the flight. Getting to and from the airport is way more dangerous than flying. It’s really not that hard,. If you need to, bring a tennis ball and squeeze it. If you flush the tennis ball down the toilet, it will fuck up the plumbing. PUI rant over.
  13. Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines

    I think I need an “Emotional Support Hammer”!
  14. Bermuda nixes marriage equality

    As Booth’s signature used to say, “I’m all for gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot!” BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SAILING?!
  15. University of Colorado Sailing Team