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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. "National Cleavage Day"

    ^ What, we're at war with her? I'd surrender, almost unconditionally.
  2. "National Cleavage Day"

    "Great!! Now, all of the fish are going to smell like that!"
  3. "National Cleavage Day"

    ...I will lay me down....
  4. "National Cleavage Day"

    Teat bridge?
  5. MILF seeks second date via radio call-in.

    Come to think of it, it did seem a bit convenient. A cynic could find it odd, that - There's a 20 year difference, with the woman the [much] elder. I don't know if that's common or not. When it happens the other way around, the older guy gets looked upon as a cradle-robber. If the story is true, was she looking for anyone from puberty & up, or did he talk a grown-ass woman with more conservative specifications into broadening her horizons to date a young guy her own kid's age? If "on line" means Craigslist, that would explain a few things (yet, nothing I'd want to follow up with while live on the radio). She regards a much younger fellow, so much younger than men she's known or been married to, as among the best lays she's ever had. She's willing to risk being identified (by voice, by name, etc.) on the radio by her peers. MILF said that she thought "this" was going somewhere. Where, exactly, might such a relationship go? Adoption? Naked games of Twister with vodka and duct tape, maybe....
  6. So, there's this apparently single mom who's, what? 35-40'ish maybe, who was perhaps found on a dating website (not specified, but it fits the dialogue). A guy her son's age dates her, and she wants more.... except that he won't return calls, etc., so, she trys the romantic, radio call-in approach to get some more young dick. "I thought it was going somewhere", she says, with regard to a high school/college guy 20 yrs her junior who she hooked up with... Yeah. No more spoilers. You'll have to listen yourself. Protect your keyboard:
  7. What's your position?

    The boring, once a week obligatory monogamous screw probably isn't their market. I was thinking, though, that someome who enjoys blow jobs could give this as a gag gift.
  8. What's your position?

    Next time someone complains that modern tech is gathering too much fucking information from us, tell 'am about the i.Con "smart condom". A British company has released the first pictures of a ‘smart condom’ which collects very intimate data about the sex life of anyone brave enough to wear it. The device is called the i.Con and can detect STIs as well as sending data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone. British Condoms said its ‘revolutionary wearable tech for the bedroom’ measures the number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used. The condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’. However, it’s far from clear whether lovers will be happy with the idea of letting a condom spy on their most private moments. ‘There’s a lot of tech packed into the i.Con and for us to be able to deliver it in such a way that there is absolutely no hindrance to the user was our main goal – and I think we have gone above and beyond with the i.Con to make sure of this. ‘I’m just so happy that we can now share the i.Con with the world!’ The smart condom is a small band which fits around the bottom of a man’s willy, which means wearers will still need to strap on a normal condom to get full protection. It is waterproof and features a band that’s ‘extraordinarily flexible to ensure maximum comfort for all sizes’. Bizarrely, it even lights up to provide illumination for both partners’ nether regions. John Simmons, a spokesperson for British Condoms, added: ‘We’re extremely excited to share with the world the first glimpse of the i.Con Smart Condom Ring due to go on sale in the UK in January 2018. ‘It’s truly the next step in wearable tech and we believe we have pioneered a product that will not only bring an extra element of fun into the bedroom, but will also help indicate potential STI’s present as well as prevent condom slippage, a leading cause of unplanned pregnancy in the UK.’ The condom company claimed 900,000 people have already written to express interest in the gadget. Smart sex toys are hugely controversial, because of the risk that the intimate data they gather could be access by horny hackers and hi-tech heavy breathers A sex toy company called Lovense apologised after one of its vibrator’s remote control apps recorded the sound of a couple’s intense sex session. Earlier this year, tech experts claimed it was possible to hack into a sex toy with a camera fitted on its tip, potentially letting pervs get a very graphic view of a woman pleasuring herself.
  9. That, or he tripped down the stairs at the (one-story) po-leece building. Maybe caught his face on a knee on the way down, before landing on the long end of a nightstick/baton.
  10. HDTV Antenna Anarachy

    The laws of physics (aeronautics) dictate that an unpiloted airplane and a missile can fly. Physics (electronic communication, et al) allow an armed, unmanned aircraft to be "flown" from the ground whether one mile or 3000 miles away. Physics (RF reception over distance and terrain at typical, consumer-accessible altitudes) prevent viable utility of a non-directional antenna. Unlike two-way fire radio or CB radio comms, TV signals are not vertically polarised. They are horizontally polarised (old school, esp. VHF) or they are circularly polarised (UHF band, where most HD/ATSC is found). The short summation is that unless you live close enough to the transmitter(s) that out-of-plane signals still come in just fine, you need a TV antenna with pickup elements that go sideways, not up & down (gimmicky plastic shell not withstanding). Sadly, for the purposes of this question, an antenna that must be broadside to the source and horizontal, is going to favor one general direction over others. The longer/more metal elements it has, the more so this becomes critical. Always, however, altitude & Line of Sight are King. Is there a chance that you can locate an antenna some 50-100 yards away on a higher piece of real estate, or a building? Feed power from the dock up the RG6-QS to an amplified antenna, then split at the dock for a few boats (if more than just yours there). This is exactly how cable TV got started - by sharing a kick-ass receive site on a mountain top (PA coal country, maybe?) with coax fed down to and around the town otherwise shielded by said land mass. HBO & outside broadcasters came later....
  11. Sleep Apnea ANARCHY

    Woody, in your case - pull the bag down all the way & leave the shop R2D2 look-alike vac on suck.
  12. Someone tried to kill me tonight

    It would appear that some don't need a reason or a good haul from the checkout line, to pop a cop. Neither life nor consequences have any value to a wide swath of US society. I guess that bit about not wanting to go back to the hoosegow. Officer Green's valor demonstrates the higher ground taken, when he probably could have gotten away with a more controversial outcome (depending upon which demographic might get pissed off).
  13. Classic............

    I seem to have missed the "racism" that the video title suggests she blames, in lieu of accepting that she's stupid. Let's hope the chick has solvable issues that will be addressed professionally lest she trip up a long staircase, get lost for weeks in a supermarket, or drown while looking up at some rain clouds.