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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. tight_jeans.gif

    Saliva. +1 Well played!
  2. Bacon Anarchy

    I dunno, man. I would try to find a local butcher of your own... I know, you said no -- I'm not stupid and I can read. But I totally agree with you on the bacon inconsistency problem. So, I found a local guy who cuts, brines and smokes his own, and will cut it for you on demand to whatever thickness you want. It actually really would help you to find one near you... Ridiculous as this will sound: The aforementioned bacon is much healthier than the mass-produced stuff... the meat processors inject their bacon with all manner of nasty stuff to "brine" it faster. Oregon is civilised... there has to be a good old-fashioned butcher around...
  3. tight_jeans.gif

    Well those are lovely tits, and thank you. I can't see why you would wish for anything else...
  4. tight_jeans.gif

    You would give about $5000 for tits like that, plus a lot of money for new bras and cothes. My wife now has tits like that - a little smaller, and also the same size on each side unlike this poor girl. You would then find that people interact with you differently, which you would enjoy sometimes and not at all other times. I'm willing to bet your current tits aren't so bad... want an independent assessment?
  5. The "mmhmhmhmmm" is why I ask the questions.
  6. Surf Bands & Surf Guitar - the Best?

    Ventures set the standard! My fave: