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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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About projectmayhem2001

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  • Birthday 08/28/1975

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    Beer, sailing. Mostly beer. I also enjoy waffles.
  1. Bacon Anarchy

    If they ever invent a bacon that can nag us to death, Women, you've had it.
  2. Bacon Anarchy

    AT-AT made from bacon. Link.
  3. Bacon Anarchy

  4. Bacon Anarchy

    Sounds like a more reasonable title would be "Double Bypass."
  5. Bacon Anarchy

  6. Joke

    Was really hoping the punchline would be "AFLAC!"
  7. Joke

    A woman visits her gynecologist for a checkup. "Madam, you have the largest vagina I have ever seen." Says the doctor. Intrigued, she goes home to examine it for herself. She takes the full-length mirror off the wall and places it on the floor, strips naked, and stands over it. Just then her husband walks in and finds her naked. "What on earth are you doing?" He asks. "I'm exercising." She says, thinking quickly. "Okay, then, just be careful not to fall through that hole in the floor."
  8. (415): She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
  9. (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
  10. (480): The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
  11. Detroit Lion Anarchy

    Sheesh, imagine how red Shanahan's face would get coaching Detroit.
  12. Detroit Lion Anarchy

    NFL Denies Detroit Lions' Request To Watch Super Bowl DETROIT-Just hours after filing their annual request to view the NFL Championship Game, an annual ritual usually regarded as a mere formality for most football teams, the foundering Detroit Lions organization received a curt "no" from the league's front office. "It is the considered opinion of the league that winning not one single game out of 16 is well below the standard we expect from our teams," the response from the league, penned by Roger Goodell and signed by a coalition of NFL owners, read in part. "We the undersigned feel the free time of Detroit's players, coaches, and front-office personnel would be better spent scouting the draft, working on their fundamentals, or perhaps even seeking alternate employment." Goodell attached a special rider to the Super Bowl denial-of-viewership form specifically instructing the Lions not to try and watch the Super Bowl at a bar or at someone else's house, as the NFL would be sure to find out eventually.
  13. Detroit Lion Anarchy

  14. Joke

    A schoolteacher gives her class an assignment... get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. So, the next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Katy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess" "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. "Lucy, now you." "Our family are farmers too, Miss. But we raise chickens for the butcher's shop. We had a dozen eggs at one time, but when they hatched we only got five chicks. And the moral of this story is, don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "That was a fine story, Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, miss, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle Leo. Uncle Leo is a pilot in Afghanistan and he got shot down. He had to bail out into Al Quaida territory, and all he had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and machete. ...Well, he drank the whisky on the way down, so it wouldn't break, and then he landed right in the middle of 100 Al Quaida soldiers armed with AK-47’s. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Don't fuck with Uncle Leo when he's been drinking."