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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. Tom and Jeff's spank bank.

    How about something tasteful over the entrance... It's a spank club after all.
  2. Tom and Jeff's spank bank.

    More fine upstanding NRA members. Tiki torches are a nice touch.
  3. Napa Fire

    Watching the vidoes of stucco homes with tile roofs burn to the ground made me shit my britches, especially since my primary home is a stucco house with a tile roof. One video shows what looks like a stucco/tile condo complex with a roof fire. There were no surrounding homes or piles of loose vegetation. How does an ember land on a tile roof and set the place on fire?
  4. Napa Fire

    Got a bunch of people in Napa I work with that are pretty worried too. The Atlas and Patrick fires have downtown Napa pretty well surrounded. Any wind direction other than pure north/south is going to cause problems. Luckily the winds are pretty light right now. Hopefully that will give the FF'er time to get ahead and maybe get some rest. If anyone know a good rain dance, now's the time. Guitar, just out of curiosity, how much defensible zone do you have around your place?
  5. It's not a lie if it's what your base wants to hear.
  6. Napa Fire

    Got a good look at the scene down near Novato/Petaluma and Sears Point yesterday on the drive home. Total fucking destruction. And it's only a minor portion of the fire area. It's going to take years for this shit to get cleaned up, the damage is unbelievable. As a home owner, and someone who has put a ton of work into my house over the last ten years, the idea of helplessly watching it burn to the ground is scaring the shit out of me. Everything from million dollar winery estates to trailer parks are completely gone. Seems like the fire fighters are still mostly in life saving mode getting people clear with little or no containment on many of the areas. To make things worse, the wind forecast for today is not good. This is ugly and getting uglier. Props to the crews out battling the fires. Huge job.
  7. Good God, but he is sad.

    And yet the data says otherwise. http://www.newsweek.com/trumps-approval-ratings-have-dropped-every-state-inauguration-681522
  8. Good God, but he is sad.

    Even though I strongly disagree with most of them, they are infinitely more lucid than our president. Trump is massively fucked up on a galactic scale. The only member here that comes close is Poopy.
  9. Good God, but he is sad.

    Sounds like he is over compensating for his obvious low IQ. I'd be willing to bet just about anyone in this forum would score higher on any type of IQ test than The Dotart. He is an illiterate, small minded buffoon. http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/10/politics/donald-trump-tillerson-iq/index.html 1. "@ThisNBAgirl: @realDonaldTrump You are not as smart as Mark Cuban, no matter what you think. Keep to what you know. Lets do an I.Q. test!" (March 18, 2013) 2. ".@hardball_chris must have the lowest IQ on television—now telling people that domestic terrorists are from the right." (April 16, 2013) 3. "@davidpylejr: @realDonaldTrump @edincamera2 @alphatreblesix you're not really smart Mr. Trump, you're an F-ing genius!" I.Q. tests confirm!" (April 20, 2013) 4. "I know some of you may think l'm tough and harsh but actually I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ) with strong common sense" (April 21, 2013) 5. "@gharo34: @realDonaldTrump Not only is your IQ somewhere between Barack Obama and G.W.Bush...but you're entertaining!"Much higher than both" (April 30, 2013) 6. "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault" (May 8, 2013) 7. "@JoshRosenfield: .@realDonaldTrump And yet he refuses to release his IQ results to the public. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, MR. TRUMP." Ask Obama!" (May 8, 2013) 8. "@NJWineGeek: @realDonaldTrump but Jon Stewart has a much higher IQ. Wrong, Jon Stewart(?) is an obnoxious lightweight with a lower I.Q." (May 8, 2013) 9. "@samflaherty_: @realDonaldTrump I'd bet my life savings Obama has a higher IQ than you" You would lose!" (May 8, 2013) 10. "@RealCoachHodge: @realDonaldTrump has a much higher IQ than idiot John Stewart" That's true, and by a lot." (May 22, 2013) 11. "@A11_Seeing_Eye: @realDonaldTrump @DAM615 Does an IQ of 60 count as being smart?" No, sadly you are very dumb-but probably born that way." (May 24, 2013) 12. "@Cokokkola: @realDonaldTrump has a much higher IQ than idiot Lord Sugar- that's why he has much more money!" True on both fronts!" (May 26, 2013) 13. "@newnonny: @realDonaldTrump @sroyboyk prove it. And while you're at it, prove your alleged IQ as well." The highest, asshole" (June 29, 2013) 14. "@ardow: @realDonaldTrump Jebs got no IQ ... same as his brother." (May 17, 2015)15. "@mirrorgrrl: Truly Great men come along only once a genration. DonaldTrump Is That Man. Has it all- gentle wisdom,fierce biz savvy,IQ. Wow!" (June 14, 2015) 15. ".@GovernorPerry failed on the border. He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate." (July 16, 2015) 16. "@Hturne: @VanityFair You're spot on! He tries 2b an intellectual elitist.The truth: he has a low IQ, no imagination, no creativity" (November 15, 2015) 17. "I'm much smarter than them. I think I have a much higher IQ. I think I went to a better college — better everything." (November 23, 2015) 18. "Weak and totally conflicted people like @TheRickWilson shouldn't be allowed on television unless given an I.Q. test. Dumb as a rock! @CNN" (December 9, 2015) 19. "@ajodom60: @FoxNews and as far as that low-info voter base goes, I have an IQ of 132. So much for that theory. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain" (December 13, 2015) 20. "Let's do an IQ test." (May 16, 2016) 21. "We have by far the highest IQ of any Cabinet ever assembled!" (January 19, 2017) 22. "I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came." (June 29, 2017)
  10. Napa Fire

    Here's the Goes16 from 3am. Not good. Not sure If I'm see this correctly, but is there a fire going up at Clearlake too? Drove by your neck of the woods last night from Truckee back to the bay area. Wind was north-west at "I'm glad I'm not sailing" speed.
  11. Napa Fire

    Just North of 37 near 101 (Black Point area). Not sure how the fire got that far south, but I'm looking at it right now. I hope this isn't arson, but there looks to be several fires going at the same time in different areas.
  12. Napa Fire

    Crap. It's happening again. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/2-big-wildfires-prompt-evacuations-in-Napa-County-12262945.php Got to work this morning in Novato and the hills about two miles away are on fire. Even worse, the wind is starting to build from the west. Going to be a long day for our fire fighting friends.
  13. Anyone wanna take a shot...

    Next thing you'll be saying is we aren't going to get a tax cut that will make everyone rich. Always with the negative waves...
  14. Why I Like (Not Love) Sailing Anarchy Forums

    It was in a post I didn't post.
  15. Why I Like (Not Love) Sailing Anarchy Forums

    It's the best I can do under the circumstances.