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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. espo is a dick

    Pitman has dropped a few pounds, but he's aged quite a bit. this trophy looks bigger? smaller hands
  2. espo is a dick

    I dunno. I've got a few gig of outtakes that didn't make it into that video. Maybe something priceless lurking in there...
  3. espo is a dick

    The 'dude' on the left has two X chromosomes. That isn't a dude--it is the Commodore of the City Island Y.C. --she's (therefore) a MOOSE!! Funny that looks like the HYC. Amazing! You're *both* right.
  4. espo is a dick

    The 'dude' on the left has two X chromosomes.
  5. espo is a dick

    This thread would be incomplete without a little background on the boat that launched the tirade...
  6. espo is a dick

    Whoa! What are his paws doing down there???
  7. espo is a dick

    Hey Neil! Saw your car at the World Trade Center today!
  8. newbie bowman tips

    On the douse, there is only one thing the bowman must worry about: Is the boat clear to tack? Do the bare minimum at the bottom mark to clear for a tack, then get the fack off the bow and hike like a mother (or help pull the kite out of the water). You get no points for neatness in the first minute(s) after the mark rounding. After they get the kite down below and all the shrimp are thrown overboard, ask the quacktitian if the boat's up to speed before you get off the rail and go forward to clean up the rest of mess.
  9. espo is a dick

    Yes, but certainly not you. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=anyone Please, Filthy Bedpost, go away now. You're not even funny. Just a tragic character too lonely to stay silent and too ashamed of your own inadequacies to reveal yourself.
  10. espo is a dick

    At least one Phoenix did a credible job. No, wait! According to my dictionary, they both did a credible job. Definitely credible. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=credible
  11. espo is a dick

    Hmmm. The only name you offer for yourself has a vowel on the end. That explains why we're all laughing at you! This comment epitomises the pointlessness of your contributions to this discussion. Since Clint seems to be your paragon, consider this quote as sound guidance for your actions: OK, so you're not a man given your lack of 'nads. Still...
  12. espo is a dick

    I love rhetorical questions. Obviously you care, because you took the time to post. Now, let's add up the bytes in cyber space wasted by each contributor to this forum. Who do you suppose is the winner? Who answers a rhetorical question with another rhetorical question? I love you, now STFU!
  13. espo is a dick

    Get in line! Meeeooooowwwwww.
  14. espo is a dick

    'struth... The whole story is v. important. Damn sure it's worth a beer to hear it! I haven't sailed with John, but I've been on Robin's boat. Can we say 'crocodile tears'? I KNEW that we could.