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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. never fuckin' mind

    Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, an everything else is gravy.
  2. Random PicThread

    Take Nothing ...because in nothing, you also find Everything
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    How is it possile to keep driving a car in a straight line with that happening in the front seat? Wait, there is a car?? They are driving??????
  5. Misty May's Ass

    It doesn't matter what you think fucking DoRag is into......you just did that to US bro! All those in favor of a manditory suspension of a week for jrpytlak say "I"!
  6. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    Hey Rock, it's been a little bit of time since your son's last LONG hospital visit......how's the little fighter/sailor doing? How was the chance to see the 20th mile of the Boston Marathon! I hope it was as rewarding as you had wanted it to be!
  7. tight_jeans.gif

    BUMP......and even if they get stuck in her zipper, I will be there to help them get UN-stuck, so she can continue to happily jump around.........and she will still be fukin' HOT!
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    I HAVE to bump this one up as well........you know........for posterity's sake!
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    Billy Backstay, they are both Shae Laren......she has her hair down which gives the impression of being a different girl, but oh no, it's definitely Shae!! BUMP for the absolute HOTNESS!! This fucker's got legs....
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    There is a god, and his name is.......McDull!!! Here's the Almighty BUMP for Shae
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    Jesus I can't believe this made to the second page! BUMP, back into our lives you little Minx!!
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    My god man NO, do not reveal your source......just keep it flowin' dude! We don't need to know your source TPG, honest!! Oh, and here's another AYE to the perviously held motion that I believe is still on the floor.
  13. Joke

    "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." ".......Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." ".......Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage." "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." Ouch!!