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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. "Heaven Can Wait" 24 hour Yacht Race

    We have a conundrum C, at which point are we going to judge the Entry Score. Individual entries, combined entries, The actual Start List ?? etc The prize is waiting, we'll just have to think about who it will be. Stay Tuned. Ahhhh, so what you're saying is that you will engineer the result based on who it is will win rather that what was guessed........... ....and I guess that just excluded me from a chocolate!
  2. "Heaven Can Wait" 24 hour Yacht Race

    Brilliant, so you reckon that not only will we have to dodge Sunken Rock, but now you're expecting a raft-up of single mothers with 3 kids from 3 different fathers, (all of whom are waiting outside the magistrates court for their Saturday night drunk and disorderly appearances) and the constant fear of carnage caused by hundreds of out-of-control pensioners tearing up the place in their motorised wheelchairs... You sure you want to rename it Wyong....
  3. "Heaven Can Wait" 24 hour Yacht Race

    It's all bullshit He's a decrepit, dyslexic old builder with some very disturbing obsessions....and you believed him???!!! Besides, the boat has to stay together first.... have you ever seen him tie a knot!!!
  4. You Rock~!! I owe you a pint at the Lord Nelson ;-). Miss ya dude. ~Skirts.

  5. Aussie pocket maxis

    Yeap.... If that doesn't qualify as ugly, I don't know what will.... did they knick the molds for that from the Syd36CR????
  6. Joke

  7. Joke

    Bastards!!! That's a fair bit of rigging too!!! Do you have the measurements for the replacements???
  8. Joke

    Wasn't having a go Grumps, just thought there'd be a queue of aussie piling in here right now with an answer to his request..... just can't imagine any of them not containing words and/or phrases like: Arsehole Steaming pile and Total waste of sperm...
  9. Joke

    --> QUOTE(Jeff B @ Apr 24 2006, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who's Eddie McGuire???? Lets see how many good one-liners we get from this request....
  10. Joke

    What is the difference between a JAP(Jewish American Princess) and a bowling ball? Yes, you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball! What's the difference between a JAP & a ladder? Not everyone's been up a ladder. Difference between a JAP and swimming pool? You can touch the sides in a swimming pool...
  11. Joke

    I do believe the original version was Irish....
  12. Joke

    Fluctuations: My all-time favourite Anarchy post.... but what's happened to the pic Teaky??
  13. Joke

    A three year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."
  14. "Heaven Can Wait" 24 hour Yacht Race

    As far as I can remember, both Savilles and JOGs were Cat 4 events... Forgive me for not knowing, but what's the story with the Marley and new Regs???