floating dutchman

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  • Birthday 09/13/2007

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    nelson: new zealand

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  1. floating dutchman

    Best Lyrics Ever

    My Maserati does 185 I lost my licence now I don't drive. I go to parties sometimes until four It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
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    People who do that should be made to lick toilets clean for a living.
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    Introducing Dog to new kitten

    Dogs do understand the a cat can be part of the pack. We had a dog that would chase other cats off the section but leave our cat alone, actually protect it. Don't worry about it.
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    Christian or porn star?

    Has anyone been over to the Landover Baptist Church site and asked them?
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    How Did You Pick Your Profession?

    When I was a kid my Dad was a fisherman, Lots of time away from the family, Something I never wanted to do when I grew up so I became an Electrician. Something that always interested me. Now I'm an Electrician on a ship..... Sometimes the apple doesn't fall as from the tree as far as we would like....
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    According to the tree huggers, It warms the whole planet.
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    Is Snaggs selign a baote?

    Well , that is an interesting way of spelling Bonfire.
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    Damn !

    I just sleep at work, Sure cuts down on the commute.
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    Front Page Anarchy

    She looks like the hood of a VW beetle.
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    A New Zealander and an Australian are walking through a paddock and they come across a sheep stuck with it's head stuck in a fence. The Aussie turns to the Kiwi. "Do you think we should help him?" The Kiwi, not one to turn down easy prey, pulls his pants down in one smooth motion and takes the sheep from behind amidst a plethora of protesting bleets. The Aussie watches in shock as the Kiwi finishes with record breaking speed. He asks the Kiwi what they should do now, as the animal has the unexpected item removed. "Well, you haven't had a root in weeks, mate! You're up next!" The Aussie apprehensively replies, "Are... are you sure?" "Stop being a pussy!" The Aussie grudgingly wanders down towards the sheep. He looks at the Kiwi for reassurance and after a nod he sighed, got on all fours and started to work out how to get his head stuck in the fence.
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    Bride asks guests to pay $1500 each to attend her wedding

    Yup. We got married about the same time we bought a house, we had fuck all money at the time but still managed to have a good day of it. Sure we had to miss out on some frills but we had other life expenses at the time. Shit we spent six months using a cheapo plastic outdoor picnic table as a dining room table just because we didn't have the money for anything else, But we were married!
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    Electrical Safety / Fire Risk Anarchy

    High draw appliances like heaters Vacuum cleaners etc should go strait in the wall. Quickly sucking up some crumbs with a vacuum cleaner wont hurt a multi box but cleaning the whole house, Plug it in the wall. Multi boxes with junk like phone chargers, modern TV's, a radio etc. are fine. Those British plugs are rated at 13 amps and compared to what most of the rest of the world uses are actually quite good but don't push it. If the prongs are too hot to touch I'd say she is doing it wrong.
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    Kids these days...

    Yea, But I guess you watched your dad do it a few times. Even if you don't remember it.
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    Kids these days...

    Well that was as funny as fuck. I got an old dial phone out for the kids to play with, Mr 12 yo actually picked up the receiver before dialling, but couldn't really figure out the dialling thing, then went "WOW" when I showed him. Mrs 6yo contribution, after I commented that these kids have no problem using a smart phone was "I've never heard of a smart phone".