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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Mr. Fawning

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    Just below the palm tree timber line
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    Not dying.

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  1. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Bat shit crazy? Thanx, we'll take it......
  2. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Yups. MSS is in like Flynn here. But someone needs to take her out on the water..... pick me! pick me! i hope the whole mainsheet family will come sailing with me one day sweet elle, i can think of nothing that i would love more than to sail with you... You.....will not be disappointed......
  3. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Fair enough Clean. We're being true to her legacy and honouring her family's wishes...at a very sensitive time. Pretty hard to argue with that. Ala D/Mode------gotta Get The Balance Right.....
  4. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    A few irreverent remarks aside, I for one truly hope that Catherine's family and closest friends can see just how loved she was in this fuktastic, hugemungous community of fellow sailors, adventurers, watermen, wanderlusters and good natured neer'-do-wells.....
  5. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Yups. MSS is in like Flynn here. But someone needs to take her out on the water.....
  6. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Oh man do I have stories, and one of these days I'll have the ability to tell a few of them. What an Adventure. I've a gut feeling that this thread may actually outlive this forum.....
  7. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Nice. What the fuk is that famous line from Casablanca? 'I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship'?.....
  8. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Newbie? No shit, but it wouldn't be so effing obvious if someone would just send me the instruction manual and the damn answer key. I for one, love you already. Welcome aboard, Dear.....
  9. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    I actually gave that a moments thought. But then looked down and realized that I didn't have a third ball.....
  10. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Win.....
  11. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    Recently, Catherine and I agreed that, while we wanted to go to heaven, whatever that is, hell would be great to visit on weekends... Just know this------God may live in Heaven.... but he vacations in Hell. A lot.......
  12. Our Beloved mainsheetgirl

    If I ever meet any god, Christian or otherwise, I will have two words to say: "explain Cancer." Whilst you're at it, ask him about PHRF. And Macs.....
  13. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    We. All. Fuking. Love. You. (that is all for now....... )
  14. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    Danny, if anyone here is deserving of (and can take)a good olde fashioned Hollywood-style 'Roast' celebration, it's gotta be Catherine. I hope you know what I mean.....and I wish the Nurse, the Nursetta and myself could be there..... Rick, Anne and J-Gurl (btw, can ya 'live feed' this party perchance?)