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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Random PicThread

    Shocking as it is, the lack of censorship, and huge disparity between the image subject matter every day is one of the things that makes this thread great.
  2. LONQR

    There are a few here. FUGLY in the extreme.
  3. LONQR

    never happened. Was an ad campaign for Nokia..
  4. Random PicThread

    Saw a field fire (summer, pre-harvest) on the farm when i was young, and of course called the fire brigade, and ran to find out what was going on with my Dad. Some buttfuck walked into the middle of one of our fields, poured petrol over himself, and lit a match. Not the way i'd choose to end myself! Will NEVER forget that BBQ smell Thankfully, he only ruined an acre of barley, rather than 20+
  5. LONQR

    not nearly as life threatening as putting a big sticker on the window so you can't see out!
  6. Going Aloft

    This one always gives me Disco Legs
  7. what are you listening to right now .... part quatre

    Peaky Blinders fans? Bit of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
  8. Random PicThread

    They know you too well........
  9. Random PicThread

    that's exactly what it is. Battersea Power Station in London. Was decommissioned in the early '80's, and has been derelict ever since, despite many many many re-development proposals. Went to an awesome art installation there several years ago. I think Apple are the latest to plan on using it......
  10. LONQR

  11. Random PicThread

    VERY familiar with that noise, growing up on the Mildenhall flight path...
  12. How long to shit?

    yes, the shitters in the Imam Khomeini International Airport in Tehran are a sight to behold. Built by the French, and basic holes in the floor, surrounded by expensive, though tasteless marble. If you can't wait for the looooong immigration queue, and you need to shed a pound or two, squatting there trying to hold your clothes above the water is a trial. To add to the experience, an occasional flood, often including solids, will drift under the wall from the neighbouring trap. It's hard to avoid when you're midway through making a deposit at the porcelain bank, and so you proudly enter the country with shitey shoes, and a soggy hem to your trouser..
  13. How long to shit?

    ....and if using in a public convenience, it is common etiquette in the Middle East to hose the whole bowl, the walls, the toilet paper, the guy in the next trap, the floor, and basically leave the room looking like someone knocked over a hydrant.
  14. Macgregor sailors website

    My comment related specifically to the 'fleet' of tubs that Shootist Jeff is referring to, at a specific Yacht Club