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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Derek Grebe

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  1. Joke

    use the bible to get it going, though!
  2. Were all you're high school friends jackholes?

    Never kept in touch with HS folks, until recently, a blast from the past is in Dubai regularly on R&R from Kabul, where he's working for the US Government. Have had a few good nights.
  3. Whiskey Anarchy

    Jeff, went to a Belvenie tasting evening last week, with a Master Distiller...... Balvenie 12 double wood Balvenie 15 single cask Balvenie 17 double wood Balvenie 21 Will keep you on the mailing list for the next one.....
  4. Joke

    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
  5. Joke

    A guy gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The guy looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the guy, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The guy of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some luminous powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The guy decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the guy walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The guy agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the guy finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the guy from the bus! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
  6. Whiskey Anarchy

    Give me a Bunnahabhain, a Balvennie, a Singleton or a Talisker, and i'm happy.
  7. Random PicThread

    My brother was filming there last month. Very eerie place.
  8. Random PicThread

    The Ed should fund Hobot's habit......
  9. Sex Robot Problems

    Lesbian Robot?
  10. Malibu Surfrider Helicopter Jump

    some cunt jumped off the Forth Road Bridge right in front of me...... whilst i had 10 kids around 10 rs old, in Toppers. Convinced he waited until we were in range. Those kids probably had a few bad dreams after that one.. I did. Arsehole.
  11. Excess skin on your lady parts? Make jewelry.

    the 'hole' truth, and nothing but the truth
  12. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

    The great Stephen Fry has this to say about 'being Offended'