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  1. and then the rest of us paid for the tests that the doctors made by mistake and paid the staff's wages for the day sorry do be a downer 142
  2. It makes me cringe when people call the ipod touch an itouch 202
  3. we have a bail on the masthead of the one I race on. I couldn't imagine that adding a bail will add much weight aloft.
  4. Fuck off post some tits easy now, he put a lot of thought into that first post! I was more upset that he bumped a thread from July just to add "WORD" as his first post
  5. Fuck off post some tits
  6. V92 post, also known as the last post on the previous page
  7. You are on a new page now! However on this page we find members who don't understand that people posting jokes didn't make them up themselves. I swear when it was first posted it was on the same page as the v92 post, the number of posts per page must have been altered since the forums were down.
  8. On this page we find members who don't understand math and are amazed by something that has been in chain emails since the late 90's
  9. “Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.” “No, that’s not right,” replied mummy, “that’s how I get my expensive jewelery.” “Mummy, mummy, what’s a pussy?” asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat. “That’s a pussy,” she said. “Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy. Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle. “There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.” Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”
  10. wow, thanks for that share....
  12. Why is the sex speed limit 68? Because if you go 69 you flip over and eat it. How are girls like squaring numbers? If they're under 13, you just do them in your head.
  13. Q: What contraception does a feminist use? A: Her face.