Zipped

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About Zipped

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  • Birthday 03/17/1989

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  1. Zipped

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    and then the rest of us paid for the tests that the doctors made by mistake and paid the staff's wages for the day sorry do be a downer 142
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    It makes me cringe when people call the ipod touch an itouch 202
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    V92 post, also known as the last post on the previous page
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    You are on a new page now! However on this page we find members who don't understand that people posting jokes didn't make them up themselves. I swear when it was first posted it was on the same page as the v92 post, the number of posts per page must have been altered since the forums were down.
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    On this page we find members who don't understand math and are amazed by something that has been in chain emails since the late 90's
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    Joke

    “Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.” “No, that’s not right,” replied mummy, “that’s how I get my expensive jewelery.” “Mummy, mummy, what’s a pussy?” asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat. “That’s a pussy,” she said. “Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy. Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle. “There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.” Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”
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    wow, thanks for that share.... http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php?showtopic=92147 http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php?showtopic=95270 http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php?showtopic=104895
  8. Zipped

    Bacon Anarchy

    http://www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/torani-bacon-syrup/
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    Why is the sex speed limit 68? Because if you go 69 you flip over and eat it. How are girls like squaring numbers? If they're under 13, you just do them in your head.
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    Q: What contraception does a feminist use? A: Her face.
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    A man walks into a library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian replies; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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    "Why don't more blind people skydive?" "It scares the shit out of the dog" And "How do they know they're close to the ground?" "The leash goes slack"
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    the original has her say that she's from the IRS