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  1. And then there's the guy down in crew pool who can't even keep an "asso" bowman happy for a whole season... Count me thankful for the people who took the time to teach me how to work the spin pole.
  2. Lighten up Francis, just trying to help give your post a little airtime. Btw, we didn't want or ask for the class split, but that's water under the bridge. Trust me, you aren't the reason we aren't out on the weekends much. Bless your heart.
  3. That would be 23rd overall, over 65 points out of first, and 56 points behind the first place boat in class...but yeah, second in class. Hmmmm, weekend races where maybe 5 boats show up for a 3 race series, or Wed night, where over 55 boats show up for a 21 race series... But I digress, find this man a bowperson! Btw, I don't do asshole, I mean asso., but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
  4. Boys, boys, boys, the poor guy is just trying to find someone with a pulse to do bow on a midfleet Wed night boat, cut him some slack.
  5. Hey, I recognize that kite. Here's us going downwind last year . Old boats rule!
  6. That's going to stick...
  7. And here I thought this was going to be another one of Woodster's cougar threads...
  8. Scary black rifle and M&P Shield, looking at a Howa M1500 chassis in 6.5 Creedmoor. All we have left is King of the Hill, then it's either shooting or bowling for the winter...and I don't look good in polyester.
  9. Now DT though...
  10. You will be horny again in another hour though...
  11. Time for a reading from the Good Book... As translated from the original ancient manuscripts by Fr. Frog. © copyright 2002, 2015 by John C. Schaefer 1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain." 2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm." 3 And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust. 4 Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it, and these profaners didst try and fit more rounds of ammunition into the magazines than the holy number of seven, appointed for the .45. 5 And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. a 6 And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong. 7 Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them. 8 And being a deceitful spirit, the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function. 9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe. 10 But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed. 11 And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land. 12 Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the Lord had intended. 13 And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation b by the followers of John. a Several old manuscripts add the following text. "And they [also rendered as "these men"] didst chamber it for cartridges who's calibers startith with numbers less than the Holy Number 4. And lo the Lord did cause great grief amongst these men when their enemies who were struck in battle with these lesser numbers didst not fall but did continue to cause great harm." b or Hell
  12. Actually, you would probably be better off if there was only one side of the story presented to the jury...just sayin...
  13. You can get a folding stock with pistol grip for either the Mossberg or the 870, I like and have an 870 with an 18" riot barrel, maybe a flashlight mounted on the foregrip. They aren't very accurate with the stock folded, but it would work better in a close environment. The SoCal chapter of the SA gun nut club has kind of died out, only Silent Bob and I are still in state as far as I know, but maybe we could set up another bangfest, I have some new toys to try out now that racing season is almost over.
  14. This means war!!!
  15. I thought the irony font was purple...