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  1. Dorado

    Random PicThread

    He was caught hoarding toilet paper.
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    A group of seniors are waiting in line for a grocery store to open when a young man walks up and cuts right to the front of the line. They beat him mercilessly with their canes and kick the living shit out of him. The guy says, if you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get anything.
  3. Dorado

    Don't MoveTo Florida

    Nice That's one less wedding and one more wrecked car you'll have to pay for.
  4. Dorado

    Don't MoveTo Florida

    Dubster or Dubette ?
  5. Dorado

    What's in your arsenal??

    AyA ?
  6. Holy Crap, that's a lot of work! I'm leaving this to the professionals
  7. Guys don't put pillows on the bench Edit. Doh! Fashionably late again.
  8. Riding motorcycles and bicycles. Fishing reel maintenance. Netflix. Learning how to bake bread.
  9. Dorado


    Ewww . . . Cooties!
  10. Dorado


    Don't want to spread the virus. Mandatory Like in place orders.
  11. Dorado

    WTF with annoying car insurance adverts?

    We had a guy at work like that, who was a walking catastrophe. Every thing he touched spontaneously combusted. We called him Mayhem.
  12. This was always on my mind when dating Redheads
  13. Dorado

    Now this has gotten Way the FUCK PAST STUPID

    Ha ! I would have guessed Thick as a Brick. What an exceptional band. Saw them in '73. In Lincoln Nebraska of all places.
  14. Dorado

    Our Future Leaders

    I just left Tucson Wednesday morning and passed through Tehachapi after sunset. By the time I got to Bakersfield, I was seeing Alice in every headlight.
  15. Dorado

    WTF with annoying car insurance adverts?

    I bet that Flo is kinky as hell.