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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. WINDS of FIRE ..... Again ;-(

  2. Jerusalem

    He's gonna last awhile---unless he "beards up" and tries to ban ciggies and beer in Turkey. They will fight for that, anyway.
  3. Oh wait...nevermind...
  4. Space Absurdity

    Musk may have opened Tesla for a joke involving "lemon laws". There's one in here somewhere.
  5. When Trump sacks Mueller - what will you do?

    I believe the basis of the accusations is suspicion of being Democrats. A serious charge, and in order to get to the bottom of it we will need a special prosecutor for our special prosecutor. This person should be charged with investigating the existence of Democrats within our government...and would be wise to first get the signature of each and every one of them to their answer to a simple question: "Are you now or have you ever been a Democrat?" This will allow prosecutions to proceed on the basis of having lied to the FBI, if it is determined that a negative answer was false, and for those who answer positively instant dismissal for failing to uphold the Constitution, which is the oath those sick fucks took when joining. Myself? I will march in protest of lack of Don Trump's visage on Mt. Rushmore. I have some experience looking at ideologically driven nation/states close up and know this to be one of those tides you do not buck...unless you are tired of living....and I am not ready to die just yet.
  6. Roy Moore 3rd rail?

    Senator Creepy. Has a nice ring to it.
  7. Humane options to Kill Raccoons "in a City"

    Harass them repeatedly and they will move out. Raccoons are intelligent rascals and those can be negotiated with. Airguns, such as the Gamo 1200 with .177 darts (accurate to about 60 feet and the critter will pluck them out and thereby destroy the evidence) are effective. Btw: They sometimes start ripping a yard apart digging for worms and cranefly larvae, usually in a fairly methodical way...as if a drunken Tiger Woods was practicing with a wedge on your lawn every night....but a fresh application of weed and feed usually makes that someone else's problem.
  8. Jerusalem

    Sorry, but "Fake News!" is a Trump card. It beats all. When played it instantly turns the source into just that and the player into the only reliable source of information available.
  9. Space Absurdity

    Yeah, but it does serious damage to Grey anthropologists. That wheel of cheese he sent caused some to speculate we worship the moon as a deity and were trying to send a tribute. Perfectly good theory based on the facts...but unfortunately for them a perfectly good reason to deny tenure. That said, this Pacer needs a case of Chia pets, methinks, and one of those Halloween arm-sticking-out-of-a-trunk dealies.
  10. Jerusalem

    There are grains of truth in this but the parts I bolded are flat wrong. The Israeli arabs don't generally view the West Bankers as dogs and "everybody" has been and will continue to maintain their embassies in Tel Aviv...except, for the immediate future, the US. I am at a loss for who here referred to the Israeli Arabs as Palestinians, btw. Who did that??
  11. Jerusalem

    Good. There are religious leaders under siege right here. Bishop Mitt Romney seems to be on the verge of losing the R behind his name, to cite but one.
  12. Roy Moore 3rd rail?

    He could've publicly called his opponent a fucking pussy for refusing to debate him, and also apologize for his indiscretion at pursuing that cold case of some un-Americans being blown up in a church. Better yet, deny it ever happened. Say it's fake news. I suspect Jone's heart isn't in this.
  13. Roy Moore 3rd rail?

    He could say that since the US was punished for gays with 9/11, imagine what God might do to Alabama for electing a pedo to the US Senate. That could not only raise interesting questions in the heads of typical 'bamans, but draw a bit of attention from the media away from his opponent.
  14. MAGA - slavery not so bad

    The election of a black POTUS was the end of the hunt on the anti-slavery question. Clearly things have gotten way out of hand. MAGA!
  15. Jerusalem

    We recognized the state of Israel under the Eisenhower administration, Cap. Your lack of curiosity about the situation of all those embassies from all the nations which have also done so and are in Tel Aviv is striking. Are you sure you haven't lost objectivity on the topic?