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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. I don't want to hear any of that dodger talk! The whole afternoon was like standing in front of a fire hose. Sshow, Mothra got banished to the outskirts of town - what gives?
  2. Jamon Iberico Bellota... Tasted like ham (actually it was exceptional, but I'm still not sure I can justify eating something with the price tag). The rope is just for hanging in the shop... G Actually, it sounds quite exotic and delicious. Acorn fed ham. Interesting link. Think I might have also read about it, maybe in the NYT or something. PS See Junk of Pork lurking here. Probably has a special interest in the topic. You were making me nervous but I don't eat acorns.
  3. So there are these two cats, an English cat named One Two Three and a French cat named Un Deux Trois. They are sitting around boasting about their swimming skills one day and agree to have a race swimming across the English Channel. Which cat wins the race? The English cat won beacuse Un Deux Trois cat sank.