Delta Blues

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    Plane Missing

    So, as the Indian Ocean is a "remote part" of the world, just when will a long range sailor, around the world sailor stumble across the debris field? There will be shit floating from this thing for a long time.
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    Joke

    The Irish candle!! The Lass was Walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o'the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan,how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!" The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?" She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin candle."
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    Artemis?

    Has anyone followed a NTSB report on an airplane crash from beginning to end? They remain tight lipped all the way through. They do put out an interim report, and later a final report. And it takes at least a YEAR to get that far. Did you ever see the PBS video of the reconstruction of an aircraft that had a fire inside? By putting together everything, they traced it to some wires just above the door between the cabin and the flight deck. As I recall they had abraded. And how long do you think it took to gather the pieces, reassemble them in an inside hanger, and look find that one little spot? And you think that a couple of observational interviews are going to give you this type of conclusive evidence in Artemis? The America's Cup could be over by the time the report comes out on Artemis.
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    I haven't gone through this thread, but would presume that the structural ribs etc. are probably there for show, not for go. By putting stays for the masts out to the corners of the hulls, when that thing starts flexing in seas, the tension on the wires will cause the mast to break through compression. I'd love to see that thing out in 20' seas with a good helicopter and a better video cam to catch it on.
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    Joke

    My wife said to me, "Honey, make love to me like they do in the movies." I flipped her over and stuck it in her butt, later on flipped her over and sprayed her in the face. That's when I found out we watch different movies.
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    Joke

    It was hysterical 5 years ago when this thread started. This was the first ever "dirty joke" I heard on a 63' wooden race boat as a kid, probably when I was 6 or 7 years old after a race. That would make it 50 years ago. It took a few years before I "got it." Then I heard Buddy Hacket tell in on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson 20-25 years ago. Clearly an oldy but a goody!
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    Joke

    Do Designated Drivers drive people to drink?
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    Joke

    Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river. More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?" "Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up."
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Except for the fact that this one was designed by Jim Antrim and paid for by money from DARPA and HP, yes, they're almost exactly the same. Not to mention a couple of years of design and development testing materials. I sailed with Jim when he was working on that thing. His description of the design effort was something along the lines of wild and lots of materials strength testing. What the heck was that thing designed for in the first place?
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    This project reminds me a little bit of this one -
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    You are addicted to fake tit porn. Thems the real thing. There is nothing more beautiful than a real pair of tits. That fake shit is disturbing.
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    Joke

    And I'm not taking this to political anarchy........... World's Shortest Books MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates _________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ____________________________________ HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson _________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy ____________________________________________________ HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ___________________________________________________ My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ________________________________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama
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    Your Caption: Thought for the day: Fat chicks give the best head... because they are always hungry. Smoker chicks give the best head......because they're always practicing, since ingesting carcinogenic material is no problem, neither is a little biological material.
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    Joke

    Are any of you in sales?.......... This guy is standing on busy Main Street asking every girl that walks by, "Do you wanna fuck?" and each one is slapping him in the face. A pal of his comes walking up unnoticed and he watches this for a few minutes in astonishment. Finally he walks up to his pal and says, "Man, with that approach you sure get slapped a lot!" And his pal said, "I also get laid a lot!"
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    Joke

    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ? Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. You're never too old to learn something stupid. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.