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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. They are about to get some edjumacation to STCW standards much like every other professional mariner in the world.
  2. Why is DT so secretive?

    Oi, vey !! Thanks Sol, I will have to try to pop in more often. I may be in your neighborhood for most of January attending that sailorizing school. We should have a beer or 10. And a knish.
  3. Why is DT so secretive?

    Ha!! This made me laugh .... I don't sign on here for MONTHS, and this afternoon I see the topic header for why is DT so secretive .... and I immeduiately had to click, thinking to myself ..... "Thats asshole is still on here stirring up shit ??" He who should not be shamed is right. All you noobs who don't know who the real DT is will have to do some searching .... but never .... EVER ... say his name 3 times in a row !!!
  4. Delivery Skipper Day Rate

    If they haven't faded to pink, you aren't rich enough and didn't by them at the right store. Night deliveries on LIS are beautiful plus the drunken powerboat jockeys have largely gone home. Then its just making sure you dont get run down by a tug and barge. Or trip on the towline between the 2.
  5. Delivery Skipper Day Rate

    And at Whitehall the East River is now the North River. No part of Jersey touches the East River. So ... the delivery is from Weehawken or thereabouts basically ... where is the end destination? I'll do it for $500 a day, and you will have to fly me to and from Maine.
  6. I went and did something stupid… advice needed!

    You knew you were in deep shit when you made the call on the radio. Tide was falling, so undoubtedly time was a critical factor in this scenario. Professional help arrived in a timely fashion and saved your vessel without causing any damage, correct? Pay the fucking bill.
  7. Old School Anarchy

    Beene on disstantse race with twin poms, nvere poles. Whatse ist licke? Twin poms, eh ?? Distance race with one limey bastard is bad enough, but having to suffer with a pair of the pompous pricks?
  8. Things to do in a boatyard for a week

    Yes, you are my new hero.
  9. Things to do in a boatyard for a week

    Yup, how did you know?
  10. Flotsam from CF

    Not pancakes, though... Nor french toast. Nor waffles.
  11. Things to do in a boatyard for a week

    I just got out of the pink.
  12. Flotsam from CF

    Come on guys, it's Sunday morning. Pancakes.
  13. Things to do in a boatyard for a week

    I think we should all change our avatars to match CS. Seeing as how it gets this kind of knee jerk reaction out of him!
  14. Flotsam from CF

    Except good fresh guacamole with a nice beer. Or properly made (no mix crap) Margarita. I can think of a couple of hundred things better than fresh guacamole, I must have a vivid imagination. Thank you. I thought I was alone in that. Martha Stewart and Viagra are not what it's all about. Trust me. Y'all are dirty. OK, no more guacamole for me. It's Sunday morning ... how about pancakes, or variations thereof? Ployes are my favorite. http://www.ployes.com/
  15. Flotsam from CF

    There's truly nothing better than good fresh guacamole