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Interesting increments on left axis. Bell curve?
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With Canada's oil sands and US shale, couldn't the USA meet its demand without relying on any Saudi supply?
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1917 - incredible camera work. Solid 5 snags.
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Star Wars anyone?
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Ford vs Ferrari in IMAX. 5 snags
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Love it. You'll do just fine.
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The sillier the better I say. Trust me, there are some doosies out there.
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Ripper started following Joke, Locating underground water leaks, around the world in a 3'-6"x3'-6" boat and and 2 others
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Murphy, the Newfie, drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls buttered side down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. But he won't say what it is, so he asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes. He leads Fr.Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top." "No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed Murphy "Oh my Lord," says Fr. Flanagan, "dropped toast never falls with the butter side up. It's a mir…." "But wait... it's not for me to say it's a miracle. I'll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he'll have to deal with it. He'll send some people round; to interview you, take photos, etc.." A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome . No expense is spared. There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much needed tourism revenue. Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling. "It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy's kitchen in Newfoundland , quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared "No Miracle" because they think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!
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Fortunately no one was injured. Both boats did suffer some damage. Let's not do that again.
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And everyone seems to have Grey Poupon. Hope the scratch on our anchors buffs out
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And sailmakers everywhere are disappointed. and repair guys. Very little repairs on Lake Ontario. Courtesy and all that.
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BTW 515, the new boat is way too damn fast. Looking good.
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Agree on decision to postpone the start. But 11am Sat warning pretty well cancels any boats from east getting to the start line and competing. Short course to Burlington/PCYC? WTF? Maybe an 8pm start on Sat? But then LOSHRS on Sunday is toast.