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    A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqu and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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    Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. He decided to climb it. After climbing up to the 1st cloud he met a very attractive fit red headed woman who said, “Jack, have sex with me or climb the ladder to success !” This wasn’t a hard choice for Jack and he quickly ran up the ladder to see what the next opportunity was. At the 2nd cloud he met a very attractive brunette, with a fantastic set of legs & a heart shaped arse who said, “Jack, make passionate love to me all night long, or climb the ladder to success !” Figuring things could only get better, Jack chose to climb the ladder. At the 3rd cloud he met an absolutely stunning blonde with the most voluptuous lips and the greatest rack Jack had ever seen ! She said to him, “Jack, have hardcore sex with me or climb the ladder to success”. Since things were getting better and better the higher he got, Jack chose once again to climb the ladder. At the 4th cloud he met the most gorgeous Brazilian beauty to ever grace the earth – She was the epitome of everything feminine in the female form. She looked at him seductively and begged, “Jack, please have sex with me and satisfy my every sexual desire, or climb the ladder to success”. Jack was extremely tempted to satisfy his urges but figuring things could only get better, he chose to climb the ladder one last time. Arriving at the 5th cloud, Jack was startled when a handsome naked man grabbed him. Jack screamed, “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?!!” The man looked Jack straight in the eyes and said (in a deep voice), “Hi…I’m Cess !!!”
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    Cool fairing tool

    Should be nice and fair after a 4 day show.
  4. Issues at the top mark.
  5. Same boat different owner after me.
  6. My son knocked this one up, 1st year sailing making apprentice.
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    James Cook - 250th Pacific Voyage Anniversary Calendar

    Besides the Great Southern Land there is a group of paradise islands to the east. Portuguse in New Zealand 250 years before Cook. Did the Spanish or Chinese visit NZ before the Polynesians.
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    New imoca boats

    I noticed a lot of weather helm at end of the chip.
  9. Can you give so examples please?
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    Radio controlled sailing

    Ordered it late Jan but placed the order for the second A rig mid Feb.
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    Radio controlled sailing

    We are looking at group of us coming across in Feb, there 7 Kiwis in Hobart earlier this year. The club are organizing the NZ Nationals (19 -22 Oct) at this stage there are 3 ozzies and 1 yank entered. Whats the eta for your boat?
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    Radio controlled sailing

    Yes complete sail away setup, 2 A rigs, 1 b & C rigs. I will have to update my profile picture.
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    Radio controlled sailing

    Hard to say as it's been in the water twice, still time to learn how to sail her, at this stage I am probably about the same with the old V8. Wattle Farm Ponds in Auckland. The best sailing water in Auckland, but I could be biased as I am the commodore.
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    Radio controlled sailing

    Faster than what, beat 48 all day, beat 00 twice but he beat me more.
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    Radio controlled sailing

    This is drone photo of the sailing pond.