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About SloopJohnB

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    What defines a true circumnavigation?

    But he was correct on this map. NZ top dead centre.
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    wtf Australia what is yall doing??

    The fires..docx
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    Front hole?

    Second hole from the back of the neck.
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    Greta Rides Again?

    and Trabants.
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    wtf Australia what is yall doing??

    I definitely believe in GW.
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    Good old uncle Joe
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    Australian Fire rating

    Check this web site out! Its scary the number of lightning strikes over the past 72 hours.
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    There is a God! 2210875c-678a-46d4-a9a3-b5efc673436f.MP4
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    Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, 'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?' Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?' Luigi answers,' I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?' Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, 'Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?' Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?' He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?' Luigi dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised young lady each time. Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red... He states, 'Carmela, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!' Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi, I wear no panties tonight...' Luigi gasps, “Thanka God .... I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes.”
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    wtf Australia what is yall doing??

    It's all to do with this tropic.
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    Personal Pics Thread?

    H2 A 1976 AC Trails 1975
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    Logical Boy Instance of flawless, linear logic by a child that can not be disputed! Boy age 4: “Dad, I’ve decided to get married.” Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind? Boy: “Yes... Grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too...and she’s the best cook & storyteller in the whole world!” Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there! Boy: “What problem?” Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!! Boy: “Why not? You married mine!”
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    Oh so true - 10 Cent drinks Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each Other, and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the Room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll It be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a Martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced Martinis - shaken, not stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 Cents each, please." The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at Each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the Bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay The 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a Dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?" "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this Place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer - it's All the same" "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help Noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't Have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered Anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the Men asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "They're retirees from Australia. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price."