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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

Sol's Friend from the Deli

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  1. 3 cheers for BJ!

    Sol told me to stop by and say thank you, so thanks.
  2. You, yes you, are the crux of the problem.

    is that a diesel?
  3. Trump Chickens Out of White House Correspondents Dinner

    Huh. Obama (big D) had better timing than most of the comics invited to speak recently. Except Steven C. That roast was amazing. Even I felt bad for Bush, Cheney and the correspondents there. For a moment. Then I went back to laughing. But I agree with the "ddp" charge. inside joke. We used to have a poster here named "Spreading Malarkey" or something like that, whose sig said something about being humorless as the mark of the democRAT beast. He of course left in a humorless huff. He had no sense of humor. My friend from the deli told me to come here to mock that poster. It was too easy. The promised "witty banter"? Pffft.
  4. Are you worried about Ebola coming here?

    Not me. All the attention nationwide regarding this and this happens? Who from CDC was there making sure proto was followed 100% to the t? I'm willing to bet no one was there. That does not concern you? But that's the difference between government and private work. Nope. Doesn't concern me. The CDC doesn't supervise doctors in every hospital across the country. I just don't care to rely on government to that extent. Let the CDC provide protocols and let health care providers follow them. I don't want the nanny state, RD.
  5. Are you worried about Ebola coming here?

    Not me.
  6. Anyone Contract Ebola Today (August 10)?

    She isn't an SA member.
  7. Joke

    ooh that sweat!
  8. Joke

    Guy walks into bank. Sweet older lady asks if she can help him. He replies"I want to open a f@cking bank account."She asks "what did you say?"He says "I want to open a f@cking bank account."She chides "Sir, if you do not watch your language, I shall have to get my manager."He snorts "go get your f@cking manager." The manager arrives and inquires as to whether there is a problem.The customer says "I want to open a f@cking account with $500,000."The manager says "was this c#nt giving you a hard time?"
  9. I clicked on it by mistake, awright? Jeez!

  10. Hi. Welcome to my profile, nosey. Now give yourself a boot in the nuts and mind your own business.

  11. Sol warned me that everyone would be mean to me, when he told me to come here. It must be part of the charm. Sol is mean to me too. I get very nervous when people are mean to me.
  12. Voting makes me jumpy.