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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. VOR Leg 4 Melbourne to Honkers

    Rocks and islands you say? This is HK....

    Settle down. I didn't pass any judgement on the delivery crew. They were out there and I wasn't.
  3. Sailors Powerboat

    Yep, nice boat. I built a "Hope" from the same designer. Stretched it to 30ft and put a 90hp ETEC in a well. Comfortably cruised at 18 knots. I'm back yachting at the moment, but would love to do a 40ft bridgedecker in the same style.

    Stbd rudder looks a little fucked, but you wouldn't think it was a terminal injury. Still... I wasn't there at the time, so won't pass judgement on the crew. On reflection,steering a straight course with one rudder bent over like that may have been a wee bit difficult.
  5. Joke

    Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner:" Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?" Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct." Coroner: "I also found a golf ball wedged up her butt." Verne: " Was it a Titleist 3 ?" Coroner: "Yes, it was." Verne: "That was my mulligan."
  6. Joke

    In New York a new shop where women can choose and buy a Husband, has just been opened.On the board at the shop entrance, women must first read the rules of how the shop operates:You can visit the shop ONLY ONCE.The are 6 floors and the characteristics of the men improve as you go up.You can choose any man on the floor you are on or you can move up to the following floor.You cannot never return back to the lower floor.A woman decides to go and have a look at the Husband Shop as she wants to find a husband.1st floor: "These men have a Job". Up she goes.2nd floor: "These men have a job and love children". Up she goes.3rd floor: "These men have a job, love children and are extremely handsome". Wow thinks the woman, but then up she goes again.4th floor: "These men have a job, love children, are extremely handsome and help with the house cleaning". Incredible, thinks the woman, I can't hardly resist, but that said, decides once again to move up.5th floor: "These men have a job, love children are extremely handsome, help with the house cleaning and are lovingly romantic". The woman, at this point, is tempted to enter and choose one...but up she goes.6th floor: "You are Visitor N?. 31,456,112 of this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists only to demonstrate that it is impossible to satisfy a woman! Thank you for visiting our Shop."In front of the Husband Shop, a Wife Shop has been recently opened.On the first floor: "Women that love sex".On the second floor: "Women that love sex, keep quiet and don't break your balls".Floors 3 to 6 have never been visited.
  7. Sydney to Hobart 2017

    The chase is on...woohoo!
  8. Sydney to Hobart 2017

    Comanche in Bass Strait
  9. Sydney to Hobart 2017

    WOXI down to 6.4 knots. WTF?
  10. Uglyboat Admiration Society Hang Out

    That's kind of cute, but it got me thinking how you could cold mould it in timber and I got a headache.
  11. Sydney to Hobart 2017

    WOX1 headed out for practice.