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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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  1. Hey Mike, Have you ever heard my joke about fucking a puppy?
  2. I used my "meager means" to get you off of my fucking interweb which is pretty remarkable, albeit not as remarkable as the fact that you mother's swollen labia grew legs and graduated from the University of Florida, but it is still cool.
  3. Who would have thought that me being a belligerent prick to a complete knob could be so entertaining? Perhaps some of the feedback will penetrate the shit helmet that BG calls a head and somehow make the world a better place?
  4. because it is our duty to let him know what a tremendous sack of shit he is...and it is funny to make fun of poeple like him in an open forum so that he may be laughed at and mocked by others, and laughing at him makes me feel better about having to share the earth's dwindling resources with such a man
  5. Are you trying to say that you think this cock magnet is an douche bag, because that is what I have been saying all along. Lets review some facts: 1. He thinks he is cooler than everyone because he paid to attend and event held at the Playboy mansion. This indicates that he is materialistic and holds famous people, their dwellings, and their lifestyle in higher regard to those of the average person. This is clearly a major character flaw, but Mr. Gator is retarded enough to flaunt it here in the hopes that it will somehow raise his diminished social standing to something slightly above, “Someone I wouldn’t waste the effort to throw a handful of shit at.” 2. He honestly believes that his inheritance offers a modicum of entitlement which makes him better than those without money. 3. He panders the beliefs of liberals while waiving his “rich guy in cool car” flag in their faces not realizing that anybody but an addle headed 15 year old hippy chick with a trust fund can see through his façade of mismatched ideals and lifestyle. 4. His “buddy” from the party got laid after (in circumstances sounding much like a fat business man/prostitute exchange) and he somehow thinks that; a: we give a shit; b: this somehow makes him cool. 5. He thinks that standing in Heff’s grotto and having his picture taken in cool, not realizing while he was sipping the equivalent of a $250 martini most of us were either out sailing or living real lives and banging women that didn’t ask for our “tickets” prior to talking to us. 6. He refers to US military personnel serving overseas to extend American foreign policy, thus enabling his ridiculous existence to continue as “baby killers” because he agrees with said foreign policy. This is inherently bad form, as proven during the Vietnam War. Actually, this just proves this man to be reprehensible and worthy of a solid shovel kick to the junk. 7. He boasts about his car, which is directly above a fraternity handshake on my “Ways to prove that you are an irrelevant douche” list. He believe that Florida, and colleges therein are the center of the learned universe, which is just plain fucking stupid.
  6. KG and Solo kindly stop hijacking my thread with drivel that has nothing to do with why the fuck Bull Gator's mom reached into a toilet bowl of her own shit to pull that little fucker out.
  7. I would rather shoot myself in the cock
  8. We all need to refocus this thread. This is not a thread about the following: 1. Politics, barring the Senate passing a resolution pertaining to my dislike of the twat known as Bull Gator and my overwhelming desire for bad things to happen to him 2. Anyone other than the twat known as Bull Gator 3. Any positive portrayal of the twat known as Bull Gator 4. Photographs of Bull Gator’s twat, or word hole, if they happen to be different 5. Airplanes, unless they are crashing into the twat known as Bull Gator, his property, anything he values, or with him on board 6. KAG and his beliefs on social equality 7. Solo’s desire to be nice and portray the interweb as place where a twat as epic as Bull Gator can create a false personality more in line with his mental portrait of himself, which most likely isn't a vagina with toothpicks for legs and a For Sale sign stuck into it beecause that is my mental image of the twat known as Bull Gator 8. Any feeble attempts by the twat known as Bull Gator to defend himself and claim some sort of moral victory over me through his elitist innuendo and other unfunny and infuriating shit that he spews forth from his word hole, which we have established is probably a twat…or Michael Moores turd cutter 9. Other stuff I have forgotten to mention
  9. free, but only if you eat at Tito's, then devour 5 bowls of bran flakes, then eat a bucket of hot wings and guzzle a 32 pack of Natty Lite prior to eloafing into the hole...by the way, no piunching will be reuired for this event
  10. Seriously though people, I really hate this fucking guy. Now, rather than praying for stuff I want in church I pray to Jesus that he will get food poisoning and shit himself in a business meeting, or get bit in the dude noodle while trying to face fuck a rabid raccoon, or be attacked by a huge swarm of radioactive termites (I think Jesus scoffed a little at that one as it would require him actually allowing radioactive termites to exist, but it never hurts to ask, right?)...and this isn't doing shit to my karma because I am currently paying an entire monastery of Tibetan monks to meditate in unison about Bull Gator falling in a well like baby Jessica, but rather than sending him ham sandwiches people can pay a dollar and piss down the hole.
  11. BG, the last thing that you bitch slapped was the tiny dick you try to compensate for by talking about how much we should envy you. If you were a Muslim I would shit on the Koran, light it on fire, hit the burning feces covered book with a baseball bat and then flush it down a brothel toilet in Detroit just to piss you off. There are so many terrible things I would like to happen to you such as: 1. Being struck in the head by a large falling object such as a meteor, massive brick frozen airline waste, a massive load of bricks, a massive brick going really fast, a 500mph fastball, an overweight drunken vulture, a large hanging display in a museum, or the Dukes of Hazard car after it takes a 80mph jump off of a hay truck. However, a meteorite or bird shit will surface. 2. Having your arms removed in a freak accident so that you can no longer type. This accident could include, but is not limited to a cockfight accident, a hellish cooking accident involving a chainsaw, having both arms stuck in the doors of metro trains traveling in opposite directions, having them cut off by an Asian hooker in some back ally motel, or a carnival disaster. 3. Going bankrupt and losing your precious automobile, nice house, and weekend getaways. This could also result in you doing a real days work for normal wages like the average American to so nobly claim to represent. 4. Being wrongfully (or rightfully, it doesn’t really matter) imprisoned for a crime so terrible that your mother tells her friends that you are dead to avoid talking about you and the other inmates deem so immoral that you are ass raped with industrial tools everyday until the day you die. Having your computer monitor blow up in your face resulting in a phobia of computers precluding you from ever bothering me on the interweb again.