7.9 sailor

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About 7.9 sailor

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  1. 7.9 sailor

    West Michigan Thread

    rebump. got my ticket.
  2. 7.9 sailor


    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in the parking lot at a bar? Ralph.
  3. 7.9 sailor

    Radio Control Multihulls

    There was some catamaran development going on in the Footy Class. hard to fit them inside the box rule, though.
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    git on up there! (from page 8!!!)
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    Why are Dutchmen's noses so big? . . . . . . because Air is free! (have coat, getting hat....)
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    you forgot to mention they were written in Dutch.
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    beer is ahead just off to the left a little..... and now this: A little boy came down to breakfast one day. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal, he asks? "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning." Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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    is that like 2 medics?
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    Saturday Bump!
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    do the work or do the time.
  13. 7.9 sailor


    as long as we're repeating things, there's a good math joke by Grumpy 'bout 1/2 way down page 5....
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    this one is for valentines day: A husband went into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price - the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral is this Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
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    --> QUOTE(Jeff B @ Dec 9 2007, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jesus christ, cordner - stop fucking up this joke thread! Take it to PA or start your own thread for fucks sake! i wouldn't call mike jesus christ.