charm

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About charm

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  • Birthday 12/09/1972

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    Pacific NW
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    J-24 mostly, occasional Thistle, J-35, and coming soon a laser
  1. charm

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    Why don't lesbians wear make up and diet at the same? It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
  2. charm

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    As a jew, I'd like to here some good jewish jokes damnit, we've insulted everyone else. EQUAL RIGHTS!
  3. charm

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    what do you call a person that barely speaks one language ... American I thought that was French?
  4. charm

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    what do you call a person that speaks 3 languages...trilingual what do you call a person that speaks 2 languages...bilingual what do you call a person that speaks 1 language...American
  5. charm

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    Three men are sitting around the bar discussing their prowess in bed. The first man, a Frenchmen states proudly that he had made love to his wife twice last night and the morning she kissed him weetly and told him she loved him. The next man, an Italian, discredits the Frenchmen by stating that he had made love to his wife thrre times last night and in the morning she made him breakfast and told him she could never love another. Meanwhile, the third man, a Texan, just sat there listening attentivly. The Frenchmen asks smuggly, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" The Texan replies, "Just once." The Italian, with a great deal of attitude says, "Just once? That poor woman, what did she say to you this morning?" The Texan replies, "Don't stop!"
  6. charm

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    Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other and says, "damn it's ot in hear." The other muffin replies, "AHHH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"