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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. Team NZ

    Just hope it works better than the Hula did.....
  2. Cape to Rio 2017 - The sinking of (Voor)Trekker II

    Wow...! Awesome story Al. Hope to catch up at the Reggae bar for a story time and beer or 2 when your back here. Cheers Muz.
  3. caption contest

    Told you that bungy wouldn't work.
  4. black cloud

    Your'e right, there's nothing on the rudder.....Sheet on. Let's go!
  5. Elliot 5.9

    Great little boats the 5.9s Use to be part owner of one of the Northland boats 'Lunch Cutter' Would tow it the length of NZ at times to do the Nationals each year. Great to see Moose and the boys are keeping the flame alive. Remember winning the Auckland champs in Hobo the Butcher way back, and planning thru the Nolex 25 start line in a ball a spray. Not so crash hot upwind in a seaway...Had to be flat....Needed one fat bastard in the heavy, and hike hard. Long live the 5.9s!!
  6. HH 42

    Fun downwind blast.... Seems like a pretty stable boat downhill with everyone wandering around at the beginning.... Took a while to get everyone aft. l wouldn't want to see the front edge of the foil after that halyard was dragged thru to leeward.... Was was that all about??
  7. Seascape 18

    Does look great. Two up sailings always good = More beer Not sure about the spreaderless set but.... How do you control prebend and pumping? Small boat l suppose. Cool as....
  8. Joke

    Bad start to a morning…... On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor bastard. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy" I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That's how the fight started...
  9. Joke

    Testicular Removal Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!" The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey!" "What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls!" "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
  10. Joke

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
  11. Sailing Anarchists Affected by Cancer

    WORD. And l'm heading for a check up RIGHT THIS BLOODY INSTANT......!!