Somtam Cowboy

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About Somtam Cowboy

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    Phuket .Thailand
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    My Kids. Boats. Surfing, Kiting,
  1. Somtam Cowboy

    VOR Leg 9 Newport to Cardiff

    VOID HO!!
  2. Somtam Cowboy

    VOR Leg 9 Newport to Cardiff

    Dee certainly needed a cheer up..... That skippers briefing was fingernails on blackboard for her. Must have been fun today. Make the most of it. Cause it ain't gonna last....
  3. Somtam Cowboy

    VOR Leg 9 Newport to Cardiff

    Was hoping Witty would go the middle. Could have been an interesting alternative to play out. This is the best leg yet!
  4. Somtam Cowboy

    VOR Leg 8 Itajaí to Newport

    Those offshore finishing points may have been a good idea after all..... What a Head Faarc it must be out there....
  5. Somtam Cowboy

    VOR Leg 8 Itajaí to Newport

    Go Mapfre! Straight thru the middle. Bruns and Dongers must be shitting bricks!
  6. Somtam Cowboy

    Team NZ

    Just hope it works better than the Hula did.....
  7. Somtam Cowboy

    Cape to Rio 2017 - The sinking of (Voor)Trekker II

    Wow...! Awesome story Al. Hope to catch up at the Reggae bar for a story time and beer or 2 when your back here. Cheers Muz.
  8. Somtam Cowboy

    caption contest

    Told you that bungy wouldn't work.
  9. Somtam Cowboy

    black cloud

    Your'e right, there's nothing on the rudder.....Sheet on. Let's go!
  10. Somtam Cowboy

    Seascape 18

    Does look great. Two up sailings always good = More beer Not sure about the spreaderless set but.... How do you control prebend and pumping? Small boat l suppose. Cool as....
  11. Somtam Cowboy

    Joke

    Bad start to a morning…... On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor bastard. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy" I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That's how the fight started...
  12. Somtam Cowboy

    Joke

    Testicular Removal Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!" The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey!" "What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls!" "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
  13. Somtam Cowboy

    Joke

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.