Little Johnny walks into a brothel toting a dead frog on a string and asks for a whore with herpes.
The Madam starts to laugh….”we don’t have those here.”
Johnny slaps down $100 and repeats his order. “I want me a whore with herpes!”
Again the Madam replies….”we don’t have those here.”
Johnny slaps another $100 on the table and says “I want me a whore with herpes”
The Madam replies “last door on the left.”
Little Johnny nods and proceeds down the hall, toting his dead frog on a string.
5 minutes later Johnny comes out of the room, nods at the Madam and proceeds to leave when the Madam asks:
“Look kid, what’s you story? You walk in here, pay $200 for a whore with herpes, and you have a dead frog on a string.”
Little Johnny replies: “I just went in there a fucked that whore with herpes. When I go home, I’m going to fuck my babysitter. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the babysitter home. On the way home, he’s going to fuck the babysitter. Then when my dad gets back, he’s going to fuck my mom. And in the morning, when my dad leaves for work, my mother is going to fuck the mailman….and that’s the mother fucker who killed my frog!!!!