Frayed Knot Arts

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About Frayed Knot Arts

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  • Birthday 09/11/1945

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    Seymour, Tennessee
  • Interests
    Knotwork, fancywork, all things nautical AND traditional, blowing raspberries at frozen snot.

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  1. Frayed Knot Arts

    Hilarious and perhaps offensive Spinnaker Graphics

    The Vargas girl is not only lovely, but entirely too reminiscent! What would a graphic such as that cost (total cost with sail) AND from whom would one order/consult abot a similar item? Just finer 'n froghair, that.
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    Hilarious and perhaps offensive Spinnaker Graphics

    That's bloody creative AND funny.... but it'll have a LIMITED audience! Still, limited as I am, I LIKE IT!
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    LEFTY??? What DID you do?

    Better than over the bows, I warrant!
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    LEFTY??? What DID you do?

    Naaah... sounds like he busticated a femur... now ain't THAT a bugger in Florida in June? 'Fess up, Leftovanovich, how'd ya do it?
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    LEFTY??? What DID you do?

    Sorry for your troubles, goombah! Who'd you try to kick? Feel better, heal quickly, drink a lot. (And water, too...)
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    Quitting smoking (almost) 1 year in.

    Since 10/2009 for me, used the patch for two stages and managed to kill off a 2 pack a day/50 year habit. That's an equivalent, of course, as there were cigars and pipes as alternates (all inhaled) when SWMBO became activistic about smoking in the house. She WAS right...we had to "Kilz" the place twice to get rid of the Tar-Yellow before painting. Can only imagine what I looked like inside. It's pleasant to lay down at night and not listen to the "concertina music" of my lungs trying to perform their function. If you're trying to stop, get a quit-buddy and USE him or her.
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    Figgers that it's a Storekeeper Third.
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    65- by 32-foot catamaran 3200sqft of living space

    I just loved the whole mishegoss, but best of all was moving the "experiment" from it's natal location to the launch ramp with a FORK LIFT (or was it a front loader ) and dollys. This was absolute proof there is no God, as Hotsie temped fate and wrath with eveery decision he made.... deck screws into pine 2x4's (and not even the GOOD grade) holding plywood (see previous brackets)... and that totally clueless interview in the local paper which is how I discovered it... Priceless.
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    A Gentleman

    Eigh?
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    Two sailors and dogs rescued after 5 months

    Complete attention whore. WHY are you humouring her?
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    The Grateful Dead; By Far the Most Overated Band Ever

    Whoa! I like E.L.O., the Eurythmics, Clapton (he really IS (or was) GOD), Jack Bruce, Dog Grisman (Yo! Dog!), Ray Manzarek, Jethro Burns, Arlo, Davie Swarbrick, and on and on... fellows I've adored from afar, listened to again and again or (on occasion) played with (off stage, of course, back in the "green room") but of 'em all, the one I seriously regret having the time to jam with was the "Pizza Face" "short finger" "Ugliest Man In Rock" (aside from Joe Walsh) Teddy Bear Pervert, the one, the only..... (ahh... WHO are we tal....OH YEAH!) El Garcia! This was a wonderful musical representative of the San Francisco of the '60's thru the '80's music scene. If you don't understand the Teddy Bear references, well, sorry 'bout that. A great musician he wasn't, but he could run me out of the room.
  12. Frayed Knot Arts

    The Grateful Dead; By Far the Most Overated Band Ever

    Whoa! I like E.L.O., the Eurythmics, Clapton (he really IS (or was) GOD), Jack Bruce, Dog Grisman (Yo! Dog!), Ray Manzarek, Jethro Burns, Arlo, Davie Swarbrick, and on and on... fellows I've adored fromafar, listened to again and again or (on occasion) played with (off stage, of course, back in the "green room") but of 'em all, the one I seriously regret having the time to jam with was the "Pizza Face" "short finger" "Ugliest Man In Rock" (aside from Joe Walsh) Teddy Bear Pervert, the one, the onlloy..... (ahh... WHO are we tal....OH YEAH!) El Garcia! This was a wonderful musical representative of the San Francisco of the '60's thru the '80's music scene. If you don't understand the Teddy Bear references, well, sorry 'bout that. A great musician he wasn't, but he could run me out of the room.
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    Tom Petty DTS

    Annoyed an anasthesiologist no end once, getting set up for a colonoscopy, when I asked "Oi! Would it be too freakin' much to ask if he'd be slow in pushing the plunger so I could have just a wee minimal three seconds or so to FULLY appreciate the rush from the dynamite cocktail he would would be shoving into my circulatory system!" Would've thought I was asking for a sexual meeting with Princess DI! Got all soggy and hard to light, he did. No sense of humour these medical types.
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    Two sailors and dogs rescued after 5 months

    Oooooh! A water fountain!
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    Joke

    Dammit. I HATE that joke.