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Give me a break mate - I have been feeling a bit off ever since I ate that bat in China a few weeks ago. Flew out of Milan a few days ago. I hope I didn’t leave anything behind.

Where is it? I was just there.

Is there a time limit on these claims? I broke a fingernail during the ‘thriller at Deanbilla’ in 1982.

Even better the then Commadore told me which Lawyers I could or could not bring to represent me. And yes he did this in writing. Obviously under the policy they want you to use the most expensive one. Funnily enough it was the members money that they used to pay the $100k + in lawyers fees they spent throwing my lawyer out of their club. you really can’t make this shit up.

You have personal involvement in 4 different Keel failures? You must either be a investigator, ambulance chaser or a bullshit artist. From your posting history I am going with the latter.

Pete was once VC of the Lota fishing, fighting and furniture flinging club.

I spent 3 years at art college in my youth where I mainly learnt how to play pinball, tune girls and roll joints but it did leave me with a fascination with Micko, Leo and Raff and to have actually stood in front of Dave today was a pretty moving experience. My Son has been studying architecture in Milan for the past year and my wife is an art buff so these last few days have been amazing. However I am suffering from antiquity overload and my younger son and I have fixed it by spending the last few hours in a bar drinking beer. Off to lake Garda in the morning and if I don’t ever see the inside of another church again I will die happy. Still Florence is an amazing place but fuck me dead the tourists are punishing.

Dave. Mind boggling. Old micko could knock out a mean statue.

Even more ironic I was cooling my heals in another museum, Reading one of Mrs Octopus’s post when I looked up and saw this...

Ironically as I was strolling around Florence today, thinking about Australian Sailing and RQYS I happened upon this sculpture of Niccolò Machiavelli...

Yes it is all good until someone starts throwing chairs...

If you enjoy a good panic merchant, check out Higgins storm chasers. I think he must be a Millennial. Everything is an ‘event’ and ‘unprecedented’.

I was in the Uk last week for Ciara. When did you guys start naming your storms?

That thread pan out beautifully. Even got you to run crying to the mods like the little bitch you are. And speaking of dissing young girls have you ever recovered from your Butthurt after Jessica Watson became the youngest person to circumnavigate single handed and non stop. When she didn’t die like you kept claiming she would you had once of the best meltdowns SA had seen since Dr Eletron faked his own death. You were perma-flicked but that was about 30 socks ago. So what do you think about the member of your ‘tribe’ who has turned his yacht club into a national punchline?

Paging @shaggybaxter to the thread. Call on line 3.