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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

LB 15

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  1. "As the Anvil shaped clouds formed over Sandy Cape, exhausted crew fall onto wet salty sail bags, snatching a few minites sleep before the next time they are called on deck to joust with blue water' The race will never be the same without Stripies prose. RIP old mate. Gunna be a big one. Who's in?
  2. You serious? I has to be back by the following Sunday.
  3. Well that is the NRA version anyway. How about this. A good guy with a gun heard shots so he grabbed his own piece and headed for the church. When he got there, rather than enter (and actually save any lives) he waited across the street for the shooter to come out so he could fire at him from behind a car. Despite being an NRA instructor, he missed and the bad guy made it to his car. Then the good guy with a gun flagged down a good guy with a car and followed a safe distance behind. The bad guy pulled over and shot himself. So the score from the last few months is Bad guys with guns - over 100 dead. Good guys citizens with guns- nil. Seems an odd argument that with over 200 million guns in circulation not a single life has been saved by a good guy with a gun. But mental health is the real issue here, not guns...
  4. The kid was armed with a Glock. What were Glocks designed for Dick breath?
  5. Fuck it! My delivery home charter fell through so I am out. And my entry was completed on time for the first time ever. Fuck.
  6. Texas serial bomber

    Indeed these United States are all good for idiots.
  7. irresponsible gun owners?

    I think I put it there as well but the gangs all here now.
  8. Lock him up! Wait. Is it still a class B if she is a B grade actress? I have seen some of her films. Bangin Donny must have been her greatest ever performance.
  9. Texas serial bomber

    I am sure there are many republicans that feel the same way about you.
  10. It must be some time since the last time a President of the Untied States sued a porn star to not tell all about their sex life? Who was the last one...?
  11. Breaking news in Australai.....

    It is too early to say whether it was terrorists.
  12. That's enough for today Ronald. Now go do your homework young fella. Make something of your life.
  13. laugh or cry?

    The collective noun I use for my wife and her girlfriends is a 'Coven'.
  14. Shit! Sorry everyone. Didn't mean to quote him. Again sorry.
  15. You seem very pleased with yourself. Or is that just a gun in your pocket?
  16. Like letting you use scissors and go to the toilet unsupervised?
  17. But look at it from your parents perspective. They saved a fortune on special schools and you got to spend some time with normal children.
  18. Another zinger. You are on fire today Ronald...
  19. As brilliantly cutting your remark is, we aren't going to share our secret with you 'Squirrel fuckers'
  20. Exactly. Yes most are designed primarily for killing people but they are also designed to make inadequate people feel good about themselves. Look at yourself as an example. Being a Cigarette smoking gun owner you are really living the life to its fullest.
  21. I didn't realize I did think that. Thanks for sorting my thoughts out for me.
  22. Get Randumb to try them. He only sees things in black and white.
  23. laugh or cry?

    Randumb, who as we now know was the only eye witness, refuses to release his iPhone. I think there is also some footage of him tending to his herd on there that he doesn't want in general circulation.