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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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  1. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he gets up to go he asks the barman, a proton, "How much?" "For you?" the barman replied, "No charge." "Are you sure?" asks the neutron. "I'm positive." I'll leave at once......
  2. A cute blonde develops severe chest pain so she goes to her doctor. The doc does an ECG and says to her "I'm afraid I have bad news. You have acute angina." The blonde looks puzzled for a second, then smiles and replies. "Yes. And a great pair of tits too."
  3. Famous South African character Van der Merwe makes the Olympic wrestling team. As he prepares for the gold medal match against the Russian favourite, his coach warns him: "The only thing you have to avoid, Van, is getting caught in his 'pretzel' grip. If he gets you in that you are fucked; no-one has ever escaped." Van battles his heart out and is just ahead on points going into the last period. Suddenly - bang, the Russian gets him in the pretzel grip and the crowd knows it's all over. The referee is counting down the final seconds when, with a tremedous bellow, Van explodes out of the pretzel grip, slams the Russian to the mat and wins the match. The crowd goes beserk. At the press interview, Van is quizzed on how he managed to escape the pretzel grip that no-one had ever gotten out of before. "Well," he explained, "my head was bursting and I couldn't breath. Just as I was about to pass out I saw this big, hairy pair of balls dangling in front of my face. In desperation, I bit into them as hard as I could, and, Jesus, you have no idea the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls."