Ed Lada

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  1. Ed Lada

    Todays Useless Fact

    Not quite cutting clothes but it's about a cut. We had a code 3 case one night, the ambulance radioed that the victim was stabbed in the chest. The EMTs rolled the bare chested guy into the trauma room and we proceeded to cut the rest his clothes off , no problem. The stab wound turned out to be pretty superficial, although it was a good gash on the left side, about where the heart is, the blade didn't get through the ribs. The guy is laying there and he says, "Did the bitch cut the tattoo, did she? Tell me the bitch didn't cut the tattoo!" The rather ornate dragon tattoo on his chest was marred by the fact that the tail was now in 2 pieces. Dude wasn't very happy when we gave him the news. To add insult to injury, a routine search of his jeans pockets revealed a fair amount of a white powdery substance wrapped in tin foil. The MPs were called and they said the guy wouldn't get arrested since he was brought by ambulance, however they confiscated the package for testing.
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    Little Drummer Girl

    Speaking of Janis, I can get enough of this one.
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    LEFTY??? What DID you do?

    He broke his lemur. I can see where things got garbled in the retelling of the incident. Now the real question is what heinous act was he engaged in when he broke the lemur.
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    Do you live in a shithole city?

    There but for the grace of god, go I...
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    Trump to DOD - Build Space Force, 6th War Branch

    Never, ever go full Kafka.
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    200 ml

    Cal dude, are you sure Meli is talking about swallowing a mouthful of clove oil?
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    200 ml

    The point is, whining about it isn't going to change anything. You are whining. You don't fly much do you. If you think the Brits are bad, don't ever go through an airport in the US. Satan himself or even Joseph Stalin couldn't have invented an agency like the TSA, in their most demented dreams.
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    200 ml

    I fly quite a bit, around Europe and back and forth to the US. Has it ever crossed your, or any of the other twits (that make up a majority of flyers) to just pack that shit in your checked bag, or if you only carry a carry on bag, just keep to the limit and buy more if you need it? WTF!!! Heathrow has to be the worlds worst airport. Yes, I am sure there are shittier ones, but Heathrow is the busiest airport in Europe and therefore they inflict their unique brand of British misery on more people than any of the other shit hole airports. My personal theory is that they invented Heathrow out of spite that after WWII, the glory of the Empire was mercifully and justifiably extinct and the Brits have never gotten over it.
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    This define's a good day

    The old BV George Latour was a mighty fine wine. That was a nice stroke of luck indeed. I have to agree with Gissie on the rum.
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    LEFTY??? What DID you do?

    Pretty big bone and pretty hard to break. Usually impact with a car dash at a good velocity will do the job. Unless LH is a little guy like Mustang, it wouldn't be so difficult to break a little femur like that. Whatever, I hope he gets better soon.
  11. You're right, I was mistaken. Obviously I should have said "all 24 of their fans".
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    Sara Sanders is actually human

    Yeah, that would have been a sure wiener!
  13. Ed Lada

    Weed or Hash ?

    We used to do that when I was a young GI in Germany in the '70s. We rarely saw weed but hash was easy to get. Black, blond, green, and red. $20.00 for 10 grams. The black was the best.
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    Favorite Larson Cartoons

    No, no we haven't. And the reason is because this is the FAVORITE LARSON CARTOON THREAD, YOU PIN HEADED ILLITERATE FOOL! Heh heh, just kidding. Maybe.