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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. Happey Thacksgiving!

    Happy Thanksgiving all, we have much to be thankful for. While you sit sown to dig in to the turkey and all of the trimmings, the family and friends cheerfully chatting, please take a moment to thing about the kids in Poland that desperately need vowels. You folks can easily discuss sports, religion and politics over your bountiful dinner because the English language has an abundant amount of vowels. So please, if you have any extra vowels, no matter their condition, send them to us. We need vowels, all kinds of vowels. Give us your surplus As, Es, Is, Os and Us. This Thanksgiving think of the kids! Vowels for Poland is a registered 501(c) charity in the US.
  2. I think everybody ignores Woody, Snags.
  3. Trump: I Should Have Left UCLA Players in Jail.

    Son, their ain't enough Kafka in the world to equal this surreal shit show.
  4. Two sailors and dogs rescued after 5 months

    I'm not even gonna ask, Sail4beer.
  5. Random PicThread

    Thanks Hobot. All of that wood gave me a woody.
  6. It's part of the greevin' process for some.

    So this guy is walking down the street in Alabama with a pig under his arm. Somebody stops him and says: "Hey, where did you get that?" The pig replies: "Oh, I won him in a raffle to support Roy Moore.
  7. Navy stunt in the sky

    Air Force pilots probably don't have the balls to try something like that. Go Navy!
  8. Baldness anarchy.

    Some women might like the hairless look but my short, silver hair drive them crazy!
  9. Baldness anarchy.

    Well yeah, I think like that. You must not be a fisherman.
  10. I got divorced today.

    I was looking on a Polish dating site when I was living in Germany. I met my current wife on the site. Of course we haven't lived together for the past 2 years, but we aren't divorced. My mother was a war bride from Italy, so I have a bit of experience with bi-cultural marriage. The two biggest problems are, one, who leaves their country? Depending on the age, and family situation, that can be a very big thing. At least nowadays communication with other countries is free or cheap and easy. It was much more difficult for my mother than it is for me with email, Skype, etc. The other thing is cultural differences, especially with communication. Idioms are often hard to understand to a foreign speaker no matter how fluent they are, and English is full of them. Lack of fluency in a language can be a problem too. These are big stressors in addition to the normal stress of married life. It can work but it's a lot of work.
  11. Next up! Al Franken

    Not condoning the pic but it's kind of hard to grope anything through a Kevlar vest. Just sayin'.
  12. Animal's rights.

  13. Perry Sliver Class Day Sailor

    Ever since Dien Bien Phu, anyway.
  14. Hey Soak_Ed - WTF is happening in Poland?

    Yeah because we all know unrestricted immigration turns a country into a shithole. Look what happened to the US. Those Indians were doing just fine and those white, European scum came and in a short few hundred years the place is a mess. Mass shootings on a regular basis, an idiot of a president, and on and on. You obviously came from some prime breeding stock of immigrant ancestors.