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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. On the one hand whatever made Pano so bitter makes me want to feel empathetic toward him. Then I think, what for? Fuck him. A wise person once said; "Bitterness is the highest form of flattery."
  2. Beautiful Bob. That boat just looks right from any angle.
  3. I guess you wouldn't like the leather bound iPad menus they had their either (Or the bill at the end of the meal!). If you ever go to Paris, just avoid the place, there are other restaurants there. Eating oysters any other way than raw is heresy, a travesty and absolutely unforgivable.
  4. What is more simple than a basic assortment of seafood ?
  5. That reminds me of an experience I had. After several years as an NCO in the Army, I worked as a civilian for the Army after my medical discharge. There was some function at the community club and I was at a urinal and the post commander, a lieutenant colonel, came to the next urinal over. We kind of knew each other but not well. As I finished up, I looked over at him and said "Sir, we have to stop meeting like this, people are starting to talk." Then I zipped up, turned around and walked out.
  6. I am excited to be a cohort. That's a step up from a minion isn't it?
  7. Hey, he goes down easily and safely so he has that going for him.
  8. Here you go gents. Some umm, interesting designs.
  9. Your personal website is quite embarrassing for someone who claims to be a "ninja programmer". I have seen better from young kids.
  10. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you." The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me." So the rowboat went on. Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you." To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith." So the motorboat went on. Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety." To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith." So the helicopter reluctantly flew away. Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!" To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
  11. Certainly a sticky proposition.
  12. What kind of priorities do those people have there???
  13. Maybe. It was 2 buck Chuck, if I remember correctly. I never serve the good stuff on a first date.
  14. I am an excellent cook. I think she was just so nervous being in my awesome presence.
  15. Golf clap.