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      Abbreviated rules   07/28/2017

      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  


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  1. Last Voyage

    All, The outpouring of your responses, stories, and kind words from this community have been truly remarkable and generous, and have made us realize how liked and respected he was by so many others. The sorrow will hopefully subside but the memories of having him in our lives will always remain. Knowing that he touched so many others' lives adds to those memories and we will cherish those forever. Thank you all for being a part of our extended family. Sincerely, The Crew
  2. Last Voyage

    Hello, SA Folks, It is with heavy heart and deep personal sadness we inform you of the passing of "Ancient_Mariner". He rounded his last mark, so to speak, on 12/24/15, at 3:16pm local time. For those of you who knew, conversed with, followed, etc. him and his posts, he thoroughly enjoyed and looked forward to his time, conversations, banter, humor, stories, advice, camaraderie, support, friendship, and any other applicable noun not currently coming to mind. For that, his family (and his spirit, I personally believe) says "Thank you". Clearly there are tons of nautical toasts and other similar sayings out there. Instead of trying to pick one or create one from many, let's try one from the heart: Rest in peace, Dad, as the lighthouse guides your way to your final destination, wherever that may be. May your sails always be full, the weather pleasant, and the seas calm. Thank you for the guidance and support throughout the journey. With deepest love and respect, your Crew.
  3. Windoze 10 upgrade??

    Don't say I didn't warn you guys..... Here's a clear sign that MS knows about the problems: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/troubleshoot-problems-installing-updates#1TC=windows-7
  4. HP All-in-One printer help needed

    Unplug it from the wall for about 15 minutes. If that doesn't work, buy another one. You will NOT get any usable help from HP. I bought a 6700 to replace a 3200 series a few years ago. The "new" one goes through ink 3 times faster, manages to need all 3 colors at the same time, is noisier, is a PITA with it's constant "maintenance", and does most things worse than the "old" one. I fucking hate it and would give anything to have the 3200 back. There's a lengthy thread on HP's site about the ink usage, and at no point do they actually acknowledge any of the problems, nor address the complaints.
  5. F-15 Video - one of the better ones

    Nice..... The last guy (landing) needs new gloves.
  6. Well Done Kanuckastani's

  7. When you're done, where're you going?

    Aren't you kinda far from Clear Lake?
  8. It's Just a Lake!

    Oh crap. I had such a blast there one July 4th weekend a very long time ago. I remember me and a couple of hotties at the end of the bar closest to the door. All of a sudden some cowboy came running down the hallway, slammed into the middle of the bar with his stomach, head hit the bar top, went down for the count, came to about 15 minutes later and calmly ordered a drink. Great bands, good mex food. Good times...
  9. When you're done, where're you going?

    I don't give a fuck. Why should I? I'll be DEAD.
  10. Talk about great Airline seats!!!

    Gee, I don't know. Looking up at the sky for hours seems like a pretty fucking boring thing to do. I've seen the sky before.
  11. Here it comes

    I guarantee that, if ever it reaches market, it will not be a "Henry Ford affordable" product. So, don't hold your breath.
  12. VA Top Watchdog caught masturbating in the office

    Unfucking believable. Gee, I wonder why we've lost faith in our government.
  13. Talk about great Airline seats!!!

    Dumb idea that will never fly.
  14. XB-70 emergency landing video

    Talk about landing hot..... Where'd they get their tires? Low bid from China?