On The Hard

I thought this was going to be about pink pussy hats. I was thinking this was a little late in the game

Well, I will be the first to say it Go Astros!!

4 bottles of wine + 3 people = 1 mean hangover illness.

(765): If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement (1-765): Yes, an arrangement called marriage

I was afraid this thread was going to be about a certain UF fan and homoerotic shenanigans. Very relieved to see that is not the case.

Yes, but things should be different when you put a badge on your shirt

There was absolutely 0 reason for him to have come flying in that fast. Obviously completely out of control. Then he gets all douchy, "No one's hurt, relax!' It's just your buddy's boat that is sinking... "The officer at the helm of the police boat has been taken off the department’s harbor patrol, WNEW Senior Correspondent Mark Segraves has learned. A D.C. Police spokesperson tells Segraves that the officer is still with the department but has been detailed to another assignment. Sources familiar with the internal investigation say the department found the accident was preventable and the officer has been disciplined. No one was hurt in the incident but the passenger boat was a total lost. The video of the incident went viral on YouTube within hours."

We saw the MB live about a year ago. Justin is still truly amazing. I forget who the other original band member is, but he was clearly past his prime. Great concert though

I've always wondered if there were consequences for that hot dogging, douche bag cop.

I don't wish him dead; I just wish he would sell the team so I can be a Cowboys fan again. Consummate Douche

That's a much deeper level of trust than I am capable of... Maybe that's why I've lived this long....

A rehash of an old theme, but still kinda funny Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. “How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?” “I didn’t have to,” Steve replied. “Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn’t go fishing. Then the ol‘ lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, ‘Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,’ So, Here I am!”

On another note, in an alternate reality the SMU Mustangs are 6-0 Wait! That's this one! I know, schedule, blah blah, but this team hasn't won shit in 25 years. Kind of fun seeing them doing well. Hell of a come back against Tulsa. I did my graduate work there but have no real skin in the game, other than having some friends who were there during the glory days

I've seen some things about teflon, but never paid that much attention. I figure I've got 10 fingers and 10 toes full of shit that will kill me first. Should I be concerned? (Just had an awesome What-a-Burger "Monterrey Melt" double cheese burger. If you don't see me post for a while it was the heart attack that got me...)

Commanders is something everyone should do...at LEAST once. But the dining experience I keep remembering is Meauxbar Just awesome food. More on the edge of the quarter than Garden District but it's all close. https://www.yelp.com/biz/meauxbar-new-orleans The French Onion Grilled Cheese was magnificent, but you could literally order anything and love it